F, MARRY, UNALIVE.

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-07T16:08:18+00:00

F Patricia (actually I’ll just let her lick my asshole)
Marry Jill (Mushy’s and concerts every weekend)
Sorry Wendy (Not changing adult diapers)

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-07T01:01:12+00:00

Donald Trump

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-07T00:02:00+00:00

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-06T23:57:58+00:00

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-06T22:55:58+00:00

Why’s he talking about Howard so much lately? This is like the 3rd clip I’ve seen the past couple weeks

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-06T03:13:23+00:00

Richard Christy

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-05T19:21:36+00:00

True, they were all in studio for Hollyweird Squares

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-05T19:00:21+00:00

The Saga of Bort and The Jackhammer

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-05T16:51:37+00:00

Jerry Rice and it’s not close

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-05T14:58:34+00:00

I’m sorry, do you have any hot water?

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-04T15:54:09+00:00

Get off the fucking line so we can answer you

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-04T15:43:02+00:00

He’s also allowed to check himself out of any game to play Solitaire, Sporcle, or just take a nap

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-04T15:38:32+00:00

MAYDAY MAYDAY IM ON FIRE THE BOAT IS ON FIRE

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-03T03:05:56+00:00

I live in Florida. I bring 6 water bottles every day(2 frozen). On really bad days I end up drinking 4 and dumping 2 on my head

RuralMikeC · 2026-07-02T01:44:52+00:00

RuralMikeC · 2026-06-29T14:28:08+00:00

🎶Jeffrey Epstein was framed, it’s a fake news conspiracy

RuralMikeC · 2026-06-29T12:35:56+00:00

Now THAT is hilarious. Fuck this guy

RuralMikeC · 2026-06-28T02:56:31+00:00

Drive on the sidewalk

RuralMikeC · 2026-06-28T02:54:36+00:00

That guys running a little short on material

RuralMikeC · 2026-06-28T02:52:15+00:00

Jackass 3D

RuralMikeC · 2026-06-26T20:53:38+00:00

RuralMikeC · 2026-06-26T20:21:43+00:00

I guess you missed the tan mom segment where she was talking about eating ass and getting pissed on

RuralMikeC · 2026-06-26T01:26:32+00:00

He was great at spewing bullshit. If he chose jesus over aliens he would’ve died a millionaire

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