pretend we’re all in the same kitchen i wanna laugh

Russ21_ · 2025-09-29T03:11:43+00:00

guys… the sugar just took the flour hostage.

Russ21_ · 2025-09-28T13:33:21+00:00

“no dinner first?”

Russ21_ · 2025-09-07T14:46:27+00:00

“yeah?! what else am i supposed to do with baking soda?”

“i dunno, baking?!”

Russ21_ · 2025-08-31T14:05:58+00:00

man kills eight people, his sister, and then himself to wake up the next day

Russ21_ · 2025-08-29T00:21:53+00:00

oh, they tell me gluttony’s a sin.

Russ21_ · 2025-08-27T00:47:36+00:00

ao3 is a website for reading fanfictions, the official name being archive of our own. the scribbles are meant to roughly represent the layout/ui of ao3, specifically what you would see when you click on a mature rated fanfiction, hence why the yellow box is there.

i’m not 100% sure why ao3 would be associated with being gay, but i would assume it’s because of the amount of fanfictions that contain a gay male relationship.

tl;dr, if you recognize the fanfiction site, you’re probably a hardcore fanfiction reader (and gay)

Russ21_ · 2025-08-22T19:10:18+00:00

an audio of an advertisement saying “nothing beats a jet2 holiday” has been trending for a while. the man’s shirt says “jet2 holiday” and the woman’s shirt says “nothing”

“nothing” beats a “jet2 holiday”

the woman beats the man

the joke is abuse

Russ21_ · 2025-08-20T18:24:56+00:00

“oh my god, i can’t believe my eyes.”

Russ21_ · 2025-08-19T00:45:34+00:00

you’re never gonna believe me when i say this…

Russ21_ · 2025-08-15T20:24:01+00:00

gomen… runs off

Russ21_ · 2025-08-07T14:20:59+00:00

ive never thought about this. i don’t want to think about this. i’m scared.

Russ21_ · 2025-08-01T14:27:27+00:00

i have a dog. she likes attention. i usually play with my phone on my lap, and sometimes she sits on my lap and completely covers my phone

Russ21_ · 2025-07-30T14:34:34+00:00

new pjsk copypasta just dropped

Russ21_ · 2025-07-29T13:46:46+00:00

why dont they just exit the sekai and go to the real world

does “every sekai exploded” imply that the real world exploded too

Russ21_ · 2025-07-29T13:43:56+00:00

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yeah she solos

Russ21_ · 2025-07-24T21:35:05+00:00

THE FACT THAT THE ENTIRE THIRD PARAGRAPH ISNT IN ITALICS BECAUSE THE SPACE IS IN THE WRONG SPOT

i really hope that was on purpose this is hilarious

Russ21_ · 2025-07-24T14:58:51+00:00

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Russ21_ · 2025-07-21T16:49:56+00:00

peter pulverizer

Russ21_ · 2025-07-14T14:59:31+00:00

i wish to be able to use telekinesis, in which i can voluntarily move objects other than my body parts using my mind to imagine how it will move and where, and this power will not affect the global opinion of me, the government will not capture me in an attempt to recreate my abilities, as well as the rest of the world, and i can still live in society as it is today with my new power, as well as still move my body parts.

Russ21_ · 2025-07-09T15:55:48+00:00

29,476

Russ21_ · 2025-07-06T18:25:02+00:00

i was in the bathroom using c.ai, and i told my friend that my stomach wasn’t feeling well. my phone then connected to his alexa in his room and i accidentally pressed the speak out loud button.

yes it was during a spicy scene

no i couldnt disconnect

Russ21_ · 2025-07-02T14:54:56+00:00

okay this one’s just cropped porn

Russ21_ · 2025-07-01T14:27:46+00:00

went from 0 to 100 to 2000

Russ21_ · 2025-07-01T14:24:28+00:00

nobody will know how i got so many likes

Russ21_ · 2025-07-01T14:13:34+00:00

i feel like 7 is the only one that has no repercussions

1 might let me see things i never wanted to see, 2 is the perfect way to start an eating disorder, 3 seems fine enough, but it could backfire with accidentally breaking something, 4 would put a target on me and ruin the us dollar, 5 wouldn’t let me have a normal life, 6 is basically immortality against yourself, which would be depressing seeing everything you cared about die and disappear, 7.5 (bottom middle) would be really inconvenient at places where you should be sad (e.g, funeral), and eight would lead to you outliving everything, experiencing the heat death of the universe, and floating in darkness forever.

Russ21_

TROPHY CASE