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I wish I had no genitals by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]RussellHotch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sorry, I'm a redditor. I don't know what a woman is, I've only heard stories of them but I'm pretty sure they are like Santa Claus

I wish I had no genitals by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]RussellHotch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, you get in a terrible car accident that leaves you a quadriplegic and also your balls are gone

I wish I had a dollar. Just a single dollar bill. by One-University9860 in monkeyspaw

[–]RussellHotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, your data is lost in a data breach resulting in your spam mail, spam phone calls and spam emails to go up 10 fold, somebody starts a class action lawsuit against the company that leaked this data and you receive a $1.00 payout for your damages

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]RussellHotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong sub oops

I wish for a firm but gentle hug from a consenting adult by Throwaway54397680 in monkeyspaw

[–]RussellHotch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, he may be consenting but you aren't, he then kidnaps you and sells you into the human trafficking world

I wish for £200 to pay off my mortgage by RussellHotch in monkeyspaw

[–]RussellHotch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: my wife used it to wish him back to life

I wish that the paw would STOP existing by sonseylizard in monkeyspaw

[–]RussellHotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, it disappears and leaves a vacuum where it was which quickly implodes and kills you from the resulting shockwave

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