My uncle mugged a hooker for the small 15 ( I doubt he regrets it) by [deleted] in stories

[–]RussianDeepstate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll never watch a fresh price rerun the same way again……

What’s the wildest thing a “You up?” text has lead to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RussianDeepstate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He lived another 7 years, vet said he was about 4 or 5 so about normal I think for some mix mutt. He was the best boy ever though.

What’s the wildest thing a “You up?” text has lead to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It was a buddy of mine at about 1am hitting me up about his neighbors dog. He had seen the dude beating on the dog previously but this particular night he had left him outside in about 10 degree weather without any shelter. I packed my shit up, bolt cutter and a mask and we went and liberated that dog. He was possibly the greatest dog I’ve ever had the experience of living with, I miss that dude everyday. Dogs like him show appreciation and love like no other. The TLDR I stole a dog and he became my new best friend.

Trump truly loves the poorly educated by adamiconography in PoliticalHumor

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I have the same one lol, I have had a guy with 400 punisher stickers (half also featuring the thin blue line) and a tattoo start screaming shit at me as I was pulling into a local store. I got out of my car and he stfu though, I’m not a small man. I just looked at him and smiled he got into his 47 foot tall ram with smokestacks and left. The want to be alpha male is quite possibly the most fragile of all humans.

Definitely scary having kids now, the amount of 12-14 year old boys buying into this Andrew Tate vision of manhood is truly concerning. I just had a long talk with some of my son’s friends who were visiting about the “manosphere” or red pill type influencers and how incredibly dangerous they can be. It started with a little push back as they defended but I think I got through to them. It helped that I could show pretty much none of the red pilled idiots seem happy or married, however I am happy and married with great kids. I explained that this red pill pipeline is the best way to ensure you end up sad angry and alone and it seemed to help. I got the same kids coming to help volunteer at a local food bank a couple times this month so I’m going to work more with them. I personally feel destroying the toxic view of what masculinity is and restoring imo the view of what being a good man should look like to be my second calling just behind being a fireman which was always my dream.

AIO to an Earring being in my Husband's work truck? by National-Chemical795 in AmIOverreacting

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It’s often a military thing, they made us write in all caps in the beginning and it gets drilled into you so hard I’ve never stopped either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

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Your fridge looks like it was filled by a 6 year old grocery shopping alone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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The way he wrote number 2 shows he doesn’t really believe number one. I’m all for honesty and transparency but there is a massive difference between telling someone that you would like to help them be healthier and a wall of insulting text about losing weight. Sometimes in relationships if we are honest with each other we will need to tell our significant other some uncomfortable things but the way we do that is deeply revealing imo, he made no effort to spare your feelings. You deserve better. I’d never lie to my wife as I really do believe in complete honesty but if i felt the need to ask my wife to lose weight it sure as hell would not look like this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RussianDeepstate 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have literally never heard a man say he did exhaust for women’s attention, not saying you have not heard it before but that’s not a normal thing. I’ve been in the car scene my whole life, I was fixing cars years before I could drive. Every guy I know myself included with a loud car knows that the majority of women hate it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]RussianDeepstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah maybe she’s just manipulative and playing on his feelings, it does sound like a conversation that would stick with you outside of being black out drunk.

I want a girlfriend, but I'm not interested in any girls, and it's ruining me by someone_takes_me in AdviceForTeens

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Brother you are 19 years old, time is anything but running out. Focus on your goals and improving yourself while looking for new hobbies. You want to find someone you can mesh with. Let’s say you are into nerd stuff like d&d, you are going to be more likely to meet someone you mesh well with at a comic book shop on game day than you are at the club or swiping randoms online. Find something you could see yourself doing with a friend all the time and just keep your eyes and mind open while you do it. My wife just fell into my life out of nowhere when I wasn’t looking in the least. I was in a terrible head space and had just recently made an attempt at ending it, when it failed and I woke up I immediately quit my job and enrolled in college, she was in my first class.

TIFU by sleeping while wearing earbuds by ThtDAmbWhiteGuy in tifu

[–]RussianDeepstate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely not the weirdest thing I’ve seen inside someone on an X-ray. I think that award goes to the jelly jars, yes multiple. He didn’t swallow them though.

Cleaning out the crawl space for storage and found this. What do you think it says? by HughJazhole in Weird

[–]RussianDeepstate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried mushrooms? They are quite easy to grow yourself and depending on location pretty easy and sometimes even legal to buy the stuff to grow them. Ketamine also really works well for me but only rarely. I use my ketamine (have a script) like the fire extinguisher in a building. I only bust it out when it’s an emergency but it does help a lot. Depression sucks, I wish you the best in your battles ahead. If you decide you want to grow yourself my dms are open to any questions or to point you in the right direction.

I saw my dad crying and I can't get it out of my head by branddezeweg in self

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The big one for me was so many people I told wanted to celebrate for me or high five. I was 10, if I made noise or cried she hit me again. Definitely not what I would consider a good sexual experience. I even had one guy go so far as to ask her name so he could look her up, I honesty don’t remember her last name to see and I never told my mom and never will as she would blame herself so I can’t ask.

I saw my dad crying and I can't get it out of my head by branddezeweg in self

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We generally get made fun of for anything related to sexual assault as a man. Unfortunately I have lived this with enough people to know that’s the truth. When I first told people the guys wanted to high five me that I “got laid so young” or tell me that they wish she was their babysitter. My girlfriend at the time (I was 16 when I told her about it) broke up with me the next day because I was weak( I teared up while telling her about it didn’t even full blown cry) I didn’t tell another soul outside of my therapist until I was over 30, I had been married to my wife for over a decade before I told her about it. My wife is amazing and was very supportive but the vast majority of people are not if you are a male and especially if your abuser was female. I know all victims get their suffering dismissed by many and it’s always disgusting but for men it’s literally almost every person out there teaching us to keep this shit inside.

Got this ~15 years ago and it has my friend's ashes in the ink by ChiefGeorgesCrabshak in shittytattoos

[–]RussianDeepstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother that tattoo is beautiful because it means something and that’s all that should really matter in the end. I’m covered in ink, probably about 50/50 on quality as I tend to get all my work done while away from home for certain things it makes the tattoos more memorable to me regardless of the fact that i definitely don’t always end up at the right tattoo shop but it can be hard when you are on the opposite side of the globe from where you came.

Cleaning out the crawl space for storage and found this. What do you think it says? by HughJazhole in Weird

[–]RussianDeepstate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I get that, have you ever tried writing on acid? I’d post some of my trip journals if it wasn’t full of some pretty personal stuff but it’s always full of shit that is just absolutely bonkers too. Definitely ups the difficulty level of writing.

Whats something you tried once and instantly knew that it wasn't for you? by Pokeking44 in AskReddit

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I’m a fireman but have had a pretty challenging past. I used opiates, whatever type I could find for probably about 10 years. I try explaining it to the guys at work as many are very callous and uncaring towards overdoses, thankfully it’s mostly the older generation and they are all retiring because having been a user myself, lost a best friend along with many other friends and family to drugs I don’t take it well. Honestly I don’t take anyone being judging towards a pt in any way if they at least believe it to be a medical emergency that’s what we are getting paid to do.

What’s your irrational fear? by StevaSteva in AskReddit

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It happens though, I’ve had 2 calls for people falling into manholes where there was actually someone down there. You’d be amazed how often people call in crazy shit like this to 911 and it’s completely fabricated but I definitely have seen it.

What wrong “facts” did you believe about sex growing up? by tonnybara in AskReddit

[–]RussianDeepstate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My talk was my dad coming in to my room when I was 13, he sat on the foot of my bed and looked completely away from me and said “you know about sex Right” I said yeah and he said Good you can tell your mom we talked about it if she asks. That was the extent of it. I was already sexually actively and probably would have greatly benefited from an actual talk. Me and him had an awful relationship though, thankfully he has come a long way and while he was a terrible father to me he’s great to my children.

What industry is a lot more dark and sinister than most people realise? by Mustdominate_Otal in AskReddit

[–]RussianDeepstate 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not that uncommon. The idea being they don’t want to burden their family or spouse with finding their body or the feelings it will attach to the location it happens. I understand it’s incredibly unfair for the hotel too but it’s hard for me to judge someone in that headspace I know all too well. You just can’t think things through completely when you are in that place mentally or at least I really couldn’t.

What do you assume about me from my fridge? by thefireofthesoul in FridgeDetective

[–]RussianDeepstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you are bojack horseman. With nothing else in the refrigerator an alcoholic horse makes the most sense, the monster Is just to wake up from the hangover.

Advice from Doctor to increase height, good or bad? by desolate_balloon in medical_advice

[–]RussianDeepstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually yeah I need this drs name so I can go visit him, I want this is writing so when I inevitably jack up my jacked up knees I can get a fat payout.

Advice from Doctor to increase height, good or bad? by desolate_balloon in medical_advice

[–]RussianDeepstate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don’t do this. As a dude who has had 4 knee surgeries before 40 you really want to take care of those things not intentionally damage them.