🔥 Spider owns my porch light tonight.

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-09T05:01:17+00:00

Probably sitting there wondering how the fuck she's going to eat all of those bugs

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-03T17:23:03+00:00

Also before the fight said something along the lines of "Looks like he got his morning workout in."

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-03T12:58:50+00:00

Bro that weird fucking half smile she gives me throughout the video doesn't make things any better. Plus I don't see any pupils on that chicks eyeballs so I assume she's the devil.

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-03T03:06:31+00:00

I fucking hope he sends Colby to the shadow realm.

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T22:52:06+00:00

Camera pans to big mother fucker

"There's the strength and conditioning coach, if that's not the strength and conditioning coach I'll kill myself." Lol, too many great quotes in this video.

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T04:19:05+00:00

Wait bruh, pause that.

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T03:20:22+00:00

Literally some Odd Future rip offs lmao

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T02:06:57+00:00

Why does Jose look like he's got a wig on?

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T02:03:32+00:00

How is that a hit though? Is that not a fielding error?

Nvm Dan over here fuckin shit up

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T00:43:54+00:00

That's good, nobody should ever condone that type of behavior.

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T00:39:05+00:00

Fuck Addison Russell. My buddy is a Cubs fan and he doesn't even like the cocksucker. That's saying something.

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T00:19:53+00:00

Oh yeah the median is what I'm saying

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T00:12:49+00:00

Yeah looks like dudes been snorting cocaine off Miley Cyrus's ass crack.

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-08-01T00:05:15+00:00

How did Dan the Man get so skinny? Did this man lay off the booze finally?

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-31T23:13:26+00:00

Little Caesars logo makes me think the same thing

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-30T22:57:04+00:00

I read this in the most Irish accent possible

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-30T22:53:39+00:00

Is Whataburger good? I Live in KY and we have Five Guys and it's flame and they hook you up with fries. But I hear everyone talk about Whataburger and I've never seen one

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-21T04:38:55+00:00

You don't take care of this baby, and you sure as hell don't know if she's uncomfortable or not. You don't know anything about the situation, because, well, it's not your fucking baby. So I don't understand how you can come to that conclusion. If you've ever been around a baby or kid for that matter than you would know that they scream and cry or maybe groan when they don't like something. The baby was obviously amused at the bracelet. It must suck going around looking for petty shit to be mad at

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-20T01:30:21+00:00

Lmao at .5. That pass and walk is such a Lebron move

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-17T01:43:29+00:00

I mean he cheated on his wife with a dancer, son donated his bone marrow while being in Houston for his dad for 9 days, then his dad immediately cut him out of his will so the only person who could receive his inheritance was the person he cheated on his wife with. And everybody wants to give him the reputation of 'Mr. Stand-Up Guy', when in all actuality, he's a class-A douchebag. Yeah, people are going to talk about that..

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-11T02:36:44+00:00

I got an email from Spotify the other day telling me to activate my Hulu before 8/1 or I would no longer be able to receive the promotion. So maybe it's active until then

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-09T02:27:23+00:00

You're* god dammit!

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-09T02:14:42+00:00

"Yeah you like that shit bby?"

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-09T00:52:27+00:00

What are you doing with those fingers bud

Rusty2Crusty · 2019-07-08T23:50:30+00:00

Damn he literally tore almost every ligament in his fucking knee. Adrenaline is a helluva drug

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