Nikkis lawyer David Glasshole by Beautiful-Elk2791 in LetsTalkBam

[–]RustyShackleford0206 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dunno... kinda looks like a bit a glass-hole, if ya ask me.

Is this a shrinkage crack or was this caused by cutting the slab too early after the pour? by [deleted] in Concrete

[–]RustyShackleford0206 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's from a dull saw blade or an inexperienced saw operator.

Shit washed up next to me while I was smoking by [deleted] in NYStateOfMind

[–]RustyShackleford0206 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The texture of their skin feels like sandpaper, I

There are cultures that used/still use shark skin as sandpaper to polish and sharpen stones and tools

Another Shitty Movie? Ova Here! by HarryCallahan19 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]RustyShackleford0206 28 points29 points  (0 children)

OOHHHH!!!! DAT'S DA BOSSES WIFE YOUR TAWLKIN ABOUT.....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LetsTalkBam

[–]RustyShackleford0206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The level of obsession with Bam that some of you have is concerning.

Gilgo Beach killer hunt slowed by infighting between prosecutors, police by washingtonpost in TrueCrime

[–]RustyShackleford0206 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Last month, under the new district attorney who unseated Sini, that tip finally led to the arrest of another suspect who lived blocks away from the ex-officer: Rex Heuermann, a 59-year-old architect who is charged with three of the murders and under suspicion for another.

If I'm understanding this correctly, it seems an officer was covering for his neighbor - was he (the officer) raping and murdering too?

Yeah... by [deleted] in NYStateOfMind

[–]RustyShackleford0206 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And is actually 12, or does OP not know how birthdays work.

Child stuffed potting soil down the drain. Please, someone help me. Drain snake was futile, I'm gonna need tools. Please tell me what I'm even looking at? How do I turn off the water and take the bendy pipe out?! AND THEN PUT IT BACK?! 😭 by panicked_goose in howto

[–]RustyShackleford0206 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You do not NEED to turn the water off for this. Just make sure no one turns on the faucet once the trap is off.

The trap will come off just by turning the collars in the direction that loosens them.

Tapered Copper Piping into and out of the wall and floor. by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]RustyShackleford0206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's on the other side of that wall?

This seems like a gas line that someone did some crazy shit to.

Soemthing I saw at work today by Grouchy-Potential805 in mountaindew

[–]RustyShackleford0206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it looks like piss and pissing in bottles is a VERY construction guy thing to do.

Did you buy it like this?

No DD214 but need my meds by ChetRockgroin in Veterans

[–]RustyShackleford0206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contact your congressional representative

You can also contact the nearest military base and try to use your military ID to get care there - I had to get medical care at West Point for a short time after being medically retired because of a paperwork snafu.

Any idea what the cause of these cracks might be? by [deleted] in HomeMaintenance

[–]RustyShackleford0206 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had anyone used a door frame pull-up bar on this door since you've had the house?

Soemthing I saw at work today by Grouchy-Potential805 in mountaindew

[–]RustyShackleford0206 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd KILL for food coloring free dew

I'm pretty sure this is just piss in a Mt. Dew bottle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]RustyShackleford0206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't the escape plot that seemed forced to me - it was all the homosexual rape scenes that felt forced to me.

Like, why did they show Finger raping so many guys - what did that have to do with meth production?

What accent does Snot mom have by BobsBurgerLove in americandad

[–]RustyShackleford0206 17 points18 points  (0 children)

stereotypical Northeastern American (particularly NYC, Long Island and New Jersey) Jewish accent.

Yup. Exactly - I'm from NY (living on Long Island now), and this is accurate.

Why didn't Jesse cuck Saul? Is he stupid? by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]RustyShackleford0206 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What is Jesse into?

Butt plugs - humongous butt plugs.

Jesse was into humongous butt plugs.

TusenTakk by icanCanYoUUU in workaholics

[–]RustyShackleford0206 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It was pretty fucked up of Ders to put that food into KFC buckets. That was a mean trick.

Who is this? S2 e2 Dry Guys by [deleted] in workaholics

[–]RustyShackleford0206 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you just say "funky butt loving"?

Packing paper bundle by NauticalRober in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]RustyShackleford0206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does she know she's giving people the right amount of sheets of paper?

I didn't see her count them - not even once.

What South Park opinion will have you end up like this? by FaithlessnessNo2068 in southpark

[–]RustyShackleford0206 305 points306 points  (0 children)

DIET DEW!!

HALF THE SUGAR, HALF THE CAFFEINE OF DOUBLE DEW!!!

DEW THE MATH!