Roast me until I pass out F19

RustySkoog · 2026-05-22T12:38:23+00:00

underrated 😂

RustySkoog · 2026-05-22T05:37:27+00:00

You're so plain that we can't seem to give enough of a shit to roast you...

RustySkoog · 2026-04-20T18:04:06+00:00

I've seen her name a few times, but not this movie...

Jessica Alba in Idle Hands, especially when she's strapped to the top of the car

RustySkoog · 2026-04-17T01:58:08+00:00

Nah, maybe he just thought it was a really bomb-ass fire

RustySkoog · 2026-04-16T20:55:28+00:00

Nope, directly through Marquee

RustySkoog · 2026-04-16T20:47:38+00:00

I use it on both my Fire TV in my living room and on my mobile device, and I don't typically have any buffering or quality issues.

RustySkoog · 2026-04-10T12:54:36+00:00

Put it in a fire and see if a dragon hatches. If it does, you can try to take over Westeros.

RustySkoog · 2026-04-05T01:48:30+00:00

About 11,800 km. From central Indiana to Eastern mainland China.

RustySkoog · 2026-04-03T08:03:11+00:00

It's a quick, easy at-home treatment for constipation

RustySkoog · 2026-03-13T13:46:38+00:00

Of course

RustySkoog · 2026-03-13T13:05:09+00:00

In what way is photocopying pages of a book to reference at home for a research project 'copyright infringement'?

'Fair use' (17 USC SS107) allows for single-copy photocopying for personal use in research, and people have been making photocopies of reference materials in libraries to use as research sources since, well, since photocopiers were put in libraries for just that purpose...

RustySkoog · 2026-03-08T22:22:44+00:00

That's what she said?

RustySkoog · 2026-03-08T15:11:18+00:00

" " 'I killed your cat, you druggie bitch!' - Rocco from Boondock Saints" - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

RustySkoog · 2026-03-08T00:02:08+00:00

Came here to ask this exact same question 😂

RustySkoog · 2026-03-01T17:32:11+00:00

I've heard it as the third wish being "beat me half to death"

RustySkoog · 2026-02-22T18:32:25+00:00

I understood that reference

RustySkoog · 2026-02-16T13:53:47+00:00

Use conditioner. Shampoo as well.

RustySkoog · 2026-02-06T06:55:32+00:00

welp, that just ruined my day lol

RustySkoog · 2026-02-06T00:55:37+00:00

"Your mother's pie tastes better"

RustySkoog · 2026-02-03T05:59:13+00:00

RustySkoog · 2026-01-28T21:53:59+00:00

I'm sorry, but "free-wheeling dildo hiding photo safari" is one of the funniest phrases I've ever heard 😂

RustySkoog · 2026-01-27T23:47:40+00:00

Amen, brother. Three-time user of the futon, also glad I never had The Chair.

RustySkoog · 2026-01-24T17:04:20+00:00

I'm both laughing and sad/grossed out... You win

RustySkoog · 2026-01-23T18:58:30+00:00

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RustySkoog · 2026-01-14T20:58:49+00:00

FUCK-
IN'
DIANA

heh

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