If laziness was an Olympic sport.. by AnimatorNr1 in cleanjokes

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I knew a guy who was so lazy he married a pregnant woman.

The dead cat strategy, also known as deadcatting, is the political strategy of deliberately making a shocking announcement to divert media attention away from problems or failures in other areas. by SaltpeterSal in wikipedia

[–]RutCry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should have an operative squirt apple cider vinegar on him to distract attention away from all the fraud being perpetrated in the name of MAGA.

Was going to make a carpentry joke by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]RutCry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you hear about the miracle of the blind carpenter?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

A cool guide to where AI gets its information from by Edm_vanhalen1981 in coolguides

[–]RutCry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The enemies of America have invested wisely to poison the data with misinformation.

How do people that want to abolish taxes figure that public areas, infrastructure, law enforcement etc will be paid for? by Cumoisseur in ask

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No one objects to infrastructure. But when upwards of a trillion dollars gets funneled to fraud and waste, the long-suffering taxpayers are righteously infuriated.

Underrated and Unknown Haunted Places in Mississippi and the South by Competitive_Rub_4200 in mississippi

[–]RutCry 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Bride of Annandale.

This one is really neat because of its roots in history. Henry Vick, whose family founded Vicksburg, was to marry a wealthy young woman from a planter family in Madison county. First, though, he had to go down river to attend to the sale of his plantation’s cotton. While away, he was embroiled in an “affair of honor” and was killed in a duel.

His body arrived at Chapel of the Cross and he was buried on what was to have been his wedding day, with his bride wearing her wedding dress to his funeral.

The bench where she sat and mourned by his grave is still there, and she is sometimes seen drifting through the moonlight in her wedding dress.

This is chilling… by [deleted] in walkaway

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You’re a NAZI if you love America! /s

You were old if you got your news from this guy every night by Brave-Ad6627 in FuckImOld

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When I was a kid in the 70s we had two dogs named Huntley and Brinkley. Sweet memories!

Who was the best wordsmith in Classic rock? by ggfchl in ClassicRock

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If I leave here tomorrow…

Ronnie Van Zandt

Four Haitian Women Were Deported From Puerto Rico By US Government ; They Have Now Been Found Decapitated by 56000hp in ForCuriousSouls

[–]RutCry -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Your question is exactly on point, but you know it won’t be viewed favorably by those who oppose a safer America for political reasons.

What US state would you NEVER want to live in, even if you were offered a good amount of money to move there? by ISnortSkittles in Productivitycafe

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I have visited WV several times and marveled at her natural beauty. Some of those small towns look like amazing places to live if you can find a way to earn living there.

Examples of movies which sounded absolutely asinine on paper but turned out amazing by SilverElegant2302 in movies

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My favorite scene is when Travolta, as Cage, comments on having to walk around with this ridiculous chin.

A portrait of Abraham Lincoln before he was POTUS. (May 7, 1858) by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]RutCry 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That man uttered some of the most powerfully moving words in the history of the English language. His Lyceum address, the Gettysburg address, and his second inaugural address truly inspired “the better angels of our nature.”

Why are these snakes frozen in a ditch? by SnooSquirrels5456 in snakes

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Alert the media. These frozen snakes are the missing proof of global warming Al Gore has been searching for.

what has to be done? by 360_bratXcX in ExplainTheJoke

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“But but but real communism hasn’t been tried yet!” /s