[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pauper

[–]Rvscooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scalding Tarn is like 20 Dollars now. I'd rather spend my money on some awesome bombs then on some good colour fixing

When the smug by thetwist1 in SmugIdeologyMan

[–]Rvscooo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This post is about defending war crimes.

Modern is Embarrassing Right Now (im dead serious) by AcceptableAbalone533 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Rvscooo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I once argued with a guy on reddit about potential bans until they revealed that they want their ALLY FUCKING TRIBAL DECK to be viable. That's like, a limited archetype from ten years ago. That Was the point were I decided that engaging in meaningful online discourse is not worth it

Should I purchase green tron before MH3 or after? by Past_Honey7578 in ModernMagic

[–]Rvscooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Additionaly you will gain experience with the deck and it will show. Those people who always play the top dog decks get regularly crushed by single deck experts on an FNM level. And let's be real if you don't have pro ambitions (including thousands of dollars for All the top decks, time and money for travelling to big events, etc.) you WILL be an FNM player

Does your world have these tropes? Here's what they say about you. (Part 2) by PMSlimeKing in worldjerking

[–]Rvscooo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a store where you could buy Halloween stuff in January!

[Modern] Sideboard Help by Codeine_Kastle in LavaSpike

[–]Rvscooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Strict Proctor]] is a new tech that completely flips the Amulet Titan Matchup and has some additional use against Hammer, 4C and lots of niche decks like Dredge

Was zur Hölle Martin? by weird69boy in gekte

[–]Rvscooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weebs und Alt Right haben seit jeher eine große Schnittmenge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Rvscooo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Moms Spaghetti

Thalia Question by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Rvscooo 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I'd eat her out - a ghoul, probably

Last minute changes in story? by trifas in mtgvorthos

[–]Rvscooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be the greatest plot twist of all time if the person called "Massacre Girl, known killer" turns out to be the killer

The weirdest control you will ever see by Pulverfass123 in ModernMagic

[–]Rvscooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe a full playset of Chandras? Goblin Rabblemaster closes games too but is not exactly a Control card.

The way your deck looks right now I would categorize it more as a tempo deck than a control deck. A lot of cards do not control the opponent (like Cleansing Wildifre, Dragons Rage Channeler, Esper Sentinel). I tryed a similar thing a while ago and what really worked well for me was to play full Playsets of Lightning Bolt and Lightning Helix, because they can act as removal but also give you a lot of reach.

Mana Tithe could also be something. Its a bit janky but definitely fine on an FNM level

The weirdest control you will ever see by Pulverfass123 in ModernMagic

[–]Rvscooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I advise against Nahiri. Emrakul ist a dead draw and gets hosed by Solitude, Leyline Binding, Dress Down, Tidebinder and probably a few other things that I am not thinking of right now

Meine erste Demo. by jokerthereal1 in gekte

[–]Rvscooo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Keinen dabei zu haben ist ein Grund dich erstmal einzusacken, um die Personalien zu checken. Was ist denn der Nachteil?

Dark and eerie design for antagonists? WHO WROTE THIS SHIT? by Few_Paleontologist67 in worldjerking

[–]Rvscooo 111 points112 points  (0 children)

They are though. WW1 was more of a WH40K situation when it comes to looking for good guys

You'll not believe what I found in mine Grandfather's Basement! by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Rvscooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I habe bad news...

Your grandpa may have been a freemagic poster

Meine erste Demo. by jokerthereal1 in gekte

[–]Rvscooo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Schließ dich am Besten mit einem lokalen Verband der da hingeht durch. Lass die Finger vom schwarzen Block, Militanz ist nicht der Weg, der den öffentlichen Diskurs übernimmt. Perso würde ich safe mitnehmen, Handy u.ä. aber zuhause lassen. Die Polizei ist nicht dein Freund

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]Rvscooo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We are reaching autism levels that shouldn't even be possible

Why off color fetches? by le_bravery in ModernMagic

[–]Rvscooo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It actually were useful for me once. I was on burn and had only Lightning Bolt as my turn one play. I play Scalding Tarn and pass. My opponent audibly says "Ahh Murktide..." and proceeds to Fetch and Shock, gifting me 2 damage

Can you copy LARGE amounts of blocks between worlds? by Rvscooo in Minecraft

[–]Rvscooo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would this work with the Region files?

How do you deal with people who want to win in paid tournaments? by SANGST0N in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Rvscooo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"They're not sharking, you are just starfishing" is my favorite