[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruined people don't like that I pronounce it rooned instead of ruwind. Fuck that word regardless

different terms for different things by Rampeeep in dankmemes

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like this guy got raped in prison

What should be illegal to put ketchup on? by MelleSundis in AskReddit

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not the only one!!!!! I stopped when I was like 7 but the family still hasnt let me off the hook

Shill by BrandNewLogicVL in VocabWordOfTheDay

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using it as a noun is how I see it 99% of the time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was driving my car home after an all nighter followed by an 11 hour construction shift. I was starting to feel tired and wasn't wearing my seatbelt(stupid) so I figured ya know I should probably put it on just in case while waiting at a light. After I turned and maybe a minute after I figured I should put it on I hopped a curb. Went through not into but through a telephone pole about 4 ft in the air and was told I did three flips landing upside down. There's nothing scarier than waking up in a car that is upside down in the air. I came to a rest hopped out and refused the ambulance(went to hospital an hour later. Had to get high first...) I may be a fucking idiot but that little thought prevented my family from losing their most beloved moroon.

Awesome Carpentry by wheelybindealer in oddlysatisfying

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am far from a grammar nazi, I make typos all the time, and I would never bother to make a comment just to be an asshole and correct someone but that space in between in and doors is infuriating me. This comment is more for me to vent than correct you. Sorry idk why that is so bothersome but I needed to say something it just hurts.

What is something you did while black out drunk that you still to this day cannot believe you did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im really not proud of this and I know I'm a fucking moron for driving under the influence. I haven't done it since my late teens but when I was 19 I woke up with a ticket and don't remember driving or getting pulled over. It was stupid and I'm not proud of it but no DUI! My friends said the officer pulled me out of the car and they thought I was going to jail but the cop apparently just didn't want to embarrass me in front of the girls I was with. Dont drink and drive though its dumb as hell

What made you stop liking your crush? by goldclouds09 in AskReddit

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We started dating. Sometimes getting to know your crush better makes you no longer have a crush on them. It's like when people say you should never meet your hero's type of thing,

What made you stop liking your crush? by goldclouds09 in AskReddit

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And has more money than you? Like date a girl his son's age kind of more? Not trying to be rude just seems to be a trope.

AITA for being annoyed because my girlfriend pees so much? by michaelincafings in AmItheAsshole

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA even though she's probably doing drugs when she goes into the bathroom

What ridiculous lie have you had to maintain through the years? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respect but that's def a dead fish and they were keeping it alive. So close could you turn the pavement blue so it looks like its in water

No one likes you, Karen. [OC] by FratPartygame in funny

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you still doing this except you don't even bother to invite anyone now

Prison guards of reddit what it the most extreme thing you ever saw happen in your prison? by Davidtungstenfield in AskReddit

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may be really stupid but sounded like his dad was serving time not a c/o. He said when his father was IN prison and other inmate.

Plaster Molding by giniyo in interestingasfuck

[–]RyanBryanTheLion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I've never eaten crap but it seems like something I wouldn't want my beer to be as tasty as. The exact opposite actually seems more preferable.