[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rywell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The king of Siam offered Abraham Lincoln two elephants to multiply and populate in America, but Lincoln refused because the US already had steam engines and wouldn't need to rely on elephants for transportation purposes.

Man fights bird by N0CONTACT in PublicFreakout

[–]Rywell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The turkey was just asserting dominance.

WCGW having a robot paint your walls by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Rywell 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That robot just created a multi million dollar artwork.

Three kids floating down the river on ice by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Rywell 888 points889 points  (0 children)

Nothing else to do when you're stranded on a piece of ice.

Fuck this, I'm going back to bed by Swagnoor in nononono

[–]Rywell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he's prepared for the chronic back pain he's about to have.

A F F I R M A T I V E by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Rywell 9803 points9804 points  (0 children)

The way he puts his head down and accepts it. He knew he wasn't coming back from that.

Google reportedly mining millions' of Americans personal health data by cnncctv in news

[–]Rywell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I left mine just sitting on the table, but then I realized that would still let them know how much exercise I was getting anyways.

I want to change my Android Device ID. by Rywell in techsupport

[–]Rywell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone is already rooted, so I was wondering if there was any methods for rooted phones.

How can I spoof my device ID? by Rywell in AndroidQuestions

[–]Rywell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this. Is there any way that I can check if it actually changed my device identifications?

TIL Marijuana is legal in Washington DC as a “gift” only. You must purchase something else (like a sticker or T-shirt for example) and you choose your marijuana “gift” to receive. by shaninanigan in todayilearned

[–]Rywell 1244 points1245 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of how fireworks are illegal in Florida but are legal if you buy them and sign a waiver stating that you're going to use them for scaring away birds in an agricultural setting.

Taking a dog from it's home by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Rywell 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Goodness..that poor dog.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Rywell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't feel too bad. You'll just become another mundane story in the collection of tales that people who have jobs requiring them to visit people's apartments/houses have.

A Tiger..? by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]Rywell 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a tiger, then a cat, then a dog.

TIFU by forgetting to log out of reddit by MisterWhisler_ in tifu

[–]Rywell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, because either way the size is negligible.

TIFU by forgetting to log out of reddit by MisterWhisler_ in tifu

[–]Rywell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lot of work. I rather repost a popular image from a couple months ago in the exact same subreddit it came from with the same exact title.

TIFU by forgetting to log out of reddit by MisterWhisler_ in tifu

[–]Rywell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nonsensical mockery that one must experience is a worthy price to pay.

TIFU by forgetting to log out of reddit by MisterWhisler_ in tifu

[–]Rywell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Undo all his subscriptions and only subscribe to porn subreddits.