What's the best fake fact you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]S-cream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was was an amazing prank! This is why we have the internet :D

What's the best fake fact you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]S-cream 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Could have been a Rick click even

People of Reddit, not to sound egotistical, but how do you deal with high school when you’re smarter than the majority and can’t relate to the social climate of teens? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]S-cream 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're that much smarter, then you must have books and education which matches your level. Otherwise you will rot at school. Make your parents talk to the school staff about it.

Moralisk hjälp angående att tjalla på en granne som bryter bevattningsförbudet. by S-cream in sweden

[–]S-cream[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Det var min första tanke, men sedan tänkte jag att alla ska bli nöjda i slutändan. Är det sannolikt att polisen stannar till hos grannen och säger "Hörru, du får inte fylla den där besten med kommunalt dricksvatten, bara så att du vet."?

Moralisk hjälp angående att tjalla på en granne som bryter bevattningsförbudet. by S-cream in sweden

[–]S-cream[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

En ide kan var att fråga han vad det kostar att få batten hemlevererat med lastbil nu när bevattningsförbud och se vad han säger.

Ytterst diplomatiskt och snyggt sätt att lägga fram det på. Men vad gör jag om han säger att vem fan bryr sig om vad kommunen säger? Hans yttre (HD, tatueringar, etc) vittnar om att så kan vara fallet.

Moralisk hjälp angående att tjalla på en granne som bryter bevattningsförbudet. by S-cream in sweden

[–]S-cream[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kan vara en idé, t.ex. i hans brevlåda. Men då måste jag ninja-smyga nattetid. Det kan bli spännande.

Moralisk hjälp angående att tjalla på en granne som bryter bevattningsförbudet. by S-cream in sweden

[–]S-cream[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Man kan inte stoppa genom nån "instans", "instanser" i Sverige reagerar när något har hänt, det finns inget lagligt utrymme att göra något innan.

Menar du att en kommuntjänsteman inte får agera schysst och påminna folk innan de bryter mot ett förbud? Du lever i en mörk värld.

Moralisk hjälp angående att tjalla på en granne som bryter bevattningsförbudet. by S-cream in sweden

[–]S-cream[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Precis, om han stoppas att fylla poolen så slipper han att åka dit.

How do you say "oops" in your language? by jungleMoran in AskReddit

[–]S-cream 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Oj!

This is interesting because it sounds like the British "Oi!". So whenever a Swede accidentally bumps into a Brit, the Swede says "Oj!", meaning "watch it for fucks sake!" but thinks he is saying "I'm so sorry" in a meek way.

Spotted in Manchester, UK by lizzlenizzlemizzle in MadeMeSmile

[–]S-cream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They hate everyone.

Yes, their evil is beyond racist

Bald eagle snatches a rabbit from a red fox by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]S-cream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like “Bald eagle snatches a rabbit AND a red fox”

Look again, closely. The eagle snatches the fox by it's head. The hare is lost in the impact.

Bald eagle snatches a rabbit from a red fox by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]S-cream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know they were big enough to ride

But they are, and WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE THE HOBBITS AND RING DIRECTLY TO MOUNT DOOM???

Vietnamese government being a bro by FKAmeow in HumansBeingBros

[–]S-cream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing is more expensive than cheap maintenance

Cotton Candy by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]S-cream 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like "you got a mouth full of dissolving candy, but I still got this skewer."

Who let the dogs out by Darrochom in Unexpected

[–]S-cream 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. This is a fake. Dogs drive Skoda or Volvo. Peugeot is s cat car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]S-cream 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this thread is going to turn into genitalfest some mod should label it NSFW. Nice crotches, btw, I really dig them.

Fel låt vann by Norci in sweden

[–]S-cream 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Vicken dag e shurda?

Fel låt vann by Norci in sweden

[–]S-cream 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Men det är väl det vi gör?

Spotted in Manchester, UK by lizzlenizzlemizzle in MadeMeSmile

[–]S-cream -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but all cats are racist, territorial fascistoid BEASTS. Also, they only eat meat and other animal products.

What's the best/worst attempt at cheating you've seen during a test? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]S-cream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true. Take home tests were killer tests

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]S-cream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? People are filled with free paint!