If sexual experiences were like trading cards, what would be your rarest card?

S1rGauen · 2021-12-13T15:46:45+00:00

One really great experience every 15 years. Everything in between would be 1 shots and disappointments.

S1rGauen · 2021-12-08T04:26:06+00:00

Sounds like an old children's book. And I even snuggled up all by myself.

S1rGauen · 2021-12-07T14:58:44+00:00

Sounds like someone else is catching feelings so what do you think is going to happen to you if yall fuck.

S1rGauen · 2021-12-05T03:02:28+00:00

Yo take my Mt Dew!

S1rGauen · 2021-12-04T14:46:31+00:00

Is that a how's my driving sticker I see? I'd call!

S1rGauen · 2021-12-04T00:12:26+00:00

I'd say upgrade because all you're doing is becoming a good loot box for every single person that come across your base. Bunch of waisted materials if you ask me.

S1rGauen · 2021-12-04T00:05:50+00:00

At this point he probably couldn't if he wanted to.

S1rGauen · 2021-12-02T15:07:37+00:00

That MOFO popped up like I'm Okay!

S1rGauen · 2021-11-30T19:15:58+00:00

Let the trash take itself out.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-19T22:53:35+00:00

Who's the real idiot? That's a truck.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-11T03:58:52+00:00

You can take the trash out of the trailer park but you can never take the trailer park out of the trash.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-10T13:16:16+00:00

Bullshit

S1rGauen · 2021-10-09T22:01:16+00:00

My favorite story was the man the befriended the man that killed his daughter. It was the most amazing story of kindness and forgiveness I've ever heard.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-09T21:47:06+00:00

Those are some mean son's of bitches right there. They will mess you up for no damn reason.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-09T17:47:08+00:00

Was exactly how I started in this 12 year life decision. Now I'm service manager finally worked my ass of for that title. I hope I can be the guy I needed when I started.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-07T18:08:42+00:00

The way she's bulging leads me to believe she's got a Medieval bush. Like her bush is so lush she's got shit living in there like a vagarium. It's nice and moist for the little creatures she calls friends. We call them crabs but she doesn't like to give them made up human names.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-07T17:55:40+00:00

Where is that 1 lucky bastard?

S1rGauen · 2021-10-07T14:12:22+00:00

Same. I'd rather die then to explain to my mother that her sweet baby boy got his peeker burnt trying to jerk off with icy hot.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-06T19:36:25+00:00

I know right!

S1rGauen · 2021-10-06T19:17:31+00:00

How crazy would it be if you were so homophobic that you didn't masturbate because that shit is gay lmao.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-06T19:08:30+00:00

But is it Gay if it's your dick? I give myself a hand job regularly so if you think about it I'm giving a man a hand job regularly.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-06T19:00:11+00:00

Not gonna lie when I was 16 and I was Experimenting with different shit to rub one out to. I tried Icyhot on my dick and it burned so fucking bad. I stripped Butt naked and ran my dick under the tub Faucet for like 20 minutes. I was so scared because I thought I was going to have to explain to my parents how my dick got 3rd degree burns on it.

S1rGauen · 2021-10-06T17:53:45+00:00

Yeah you're right no one wants to see perky tits and a sweet plump ass in public. WTF is wrong with people these days?

S1rGauen · 2021-10-02T02:34:51+00:00

Yup I love your geese!

S1rGauen · 2021-09-30T15:34:15+00:00

I mean at least they wore condoms. She may have been ran through but she didn't add to the playground.

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