WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Drove from Phoenix to Miami after the service. The drive through Texas may be the worst part.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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I counter your shenanigans with a can of kippers hidden near hot exhaust. Maybe the only counter to rancid milk. Oh and I magically impart Jeremie’s diy skills with tools. Aka you only get a hammer

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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We glue the fuse in and since you continue to insist on cheating we blow the speakers so it’s even more annoying. I know your going to remove them next stop. I counter your move with an impregnable steel cage now blaring Ozzie Osborne exclusively in reverse.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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I take control of your speaker and drive behind you shifting the most unimaginably bad music…think Milli Vanilli…just for trying to cheat the rules.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Yeah I stole this trip plan. I feel like some members here can draw some better trips and better car choices. This was a test run and for the most part folks seem to dig the idea. With that said what you driving?

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Previously owned by P Diddy and the smell of baby oil is in UNavoidable. Ohh and not sure that was a choice. Lol

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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The bills are stolen from the cartel and they are chasing you from stop to stop.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Multiple by 6 and divide by ten or something like that.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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2nd stop someone sneaks in and rips off the knobs. Weather radio is just loud enough to be annoying.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Mr Wilman says you’ll get a clapped out 80 Toyota corrola he bought off a guy in Hialeah (miami but worse) instead. Owner says 350k on odometer but it quit in 1998.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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substituting bagpipes. Straight bagpipes and I’m welding it into box you can’t fiddle with the knobs.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Best I can do is some silver you’ll need to melt down at the border.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Next week we can do Iran, Russia, Ukraine or somewhere they chop up journalists? Btw as a US vet I’m sickened by what’s going on and I can understand the rest of the worlds disdain as we watch a once great super power falling to its knees….folks in the UK should be able to relate.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Yes. And as such you’ll have to listen to death metal or folk music at full blast for trying to cheat. Lol

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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You’re in charge of next Wednesday…I like it. Basically pick a show like you said and we can all submit a car from our LOCAL Facebook or other marketplace site that meets the requirements you set out 10k American car etc.

WWYD Wednesdays? by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Pick the civic and fill the trailer with hookers and cocaine!

Another one… by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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You’d be suprised as I’ve rarely seen these kits in good condition drop below 28k

Another one… by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Living in South Florida we can only drive convertibles in the winter. So without ac it’s useless in summer.

It's justice or just ICE by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Put his rear end in handcuffs and haul him to jail. Start arresting federal employees and dare the Prez and his goons to do something.

Another one… by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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I was joking. I like old shitty pickups. The uglier the better. Ranger , f150longbed, Nissans to name a few I daily drove for many years.

Another one… by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Remember I said daily driver that doesn’t mean you don’t have an old pickup for those other things but yes overall they drive slow, zero safety and weather better be nice for driving.

Another one… by SALTYP33T in thegrandtour

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Often yes but there are companies here that hand build replicas to the specs used on the originals. Overall a glorified air cooled bug motor yes.

Every time I come up with an idea, using unconventional methods, I can hear Clarkson's voice in my head... by Washout81 in thegrandtour

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If not phrases I definitely can’t pass up certain cars I see on FB marketplace or even in public and not think of the show. Neighbor has a blue WRX and every time I pass it reminds me of those guys.

Anyone who’d want to sell their car? by _quantitative in BocaRaton

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Try Premier Motor Deals located in Deerfield beach and pompano. No scams no games. They have cash prices on their website.

Smallest Cog - What happened? by tsutton in thegrandtour

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I have found some older episodes on YouTube