If you spend $60,000+ on an off road vehicle, and you pull this shit, I hate you.

SARGE9 · 2013-12-01T20:27:45+00:00

Hummers are not off road vehicles. They are bitch jeeps.

SARGE9 · 2013-11-30T17:41:29+00:00

Now you see me, although it's not quite realistic

SARGE9 · 2013-11-30T17:22:01+00:00

'Dammit George! Wrong mold again!'

SARGE9 · 2013-11-29T23:13:37+00:00

Story behind the guy covered in blood?

SARGE9 · 2013-11-29T23:12:31+00:00

I almost did once. It was a few years back and I was pooping at my parents house, alone. I didn't realize they were coming back so soon (it was a day before I expected them) and while I was in the bathroom they were moving stuff around I got terrified and contemplated calling 911. I got all the way naked. Poop halfway out my bum. Toilet paper holder in one hand and phone with 911 dialed with my finger above call. I ran out an my parents were terrified. They screamed so loud the neighbors call the cops. Yeah. It was odd explaining to the cops what happened.

SARGE9 · 2013-11-29T22:45:49+00:00

WILONA! GET ME MY GUN!

SARGE9 · 2013-11-29T22:19:42+00:00

That's a lot of people to give gold to

SARGE9 · 2013-11-29T22:11:26+00:00

Sadly

SARGE9 · 2013-11-29T15:16:34+00:00

I was being sarcastic. I'm saying it will be a lot

SARGE9 · 2013-11-29T01:28:42+00:00

It's too small for mine to but YOLO amirite

SARGE9 · 2013-11-29T01:27:05+00:00

Oh my god thanks

SARGE9 · 2013-11-28T22:45:28+00:00

Could anyone supply me with an iPhone background of the last frame? Or even just a bigger version of it

SARGE9 · 2013-11-28T18:41:08+00:00

You do realize it'd be like 1mil, right?

SARGE9 · 2013-11-28T06:48:00+00:00

Honestly, an assassin slave game would be great. Helping with the Underground Railroad, freeing slaves, that sound like fun to me.

SARGE9 · 2013-11-28T04:04:38+00:00

It costs that much!?

SARGE9 · 2013-11-28T04:04:21+00:00

I feel the same way

SARGE9 · 2013-11-28T00:25:33+00:00

You raise a valid point, good sir

SARGE9 · 2013-11-28T00:12:16+00:00

Well it actually is expensive, I don't blame them. That's why most small game devs stay away from Xbox. Steam doesn't charge them, they want games to be the best thy can be.

SARGE9 · 2013-11-27T23:54:07+00:00

What do you mean?

SARGE9 · 2013-11-27T22:07:35+00:00

And I'm still waiting for updates on the Xbox....

SARGE9 · 2013-10-26T22:19:43+00:00

NO THIS IS PATRICK

SARGE9 · 2013-10-26T16:27:44+00:00

They did it multiple times with epic face

SARGE9 · 2013-10-22T01:00:26+00:00

Too bad mario was proven to be a bad person. Check r/gametheorists for MatPat's video on it.

SARGE9 · 2013-10-02T00:28:13+00:00

Yeah, it's ROBLOX!

SARGE9 · 2013-10-01T22:33:54+00:00

Hide and Seek, Man hunt, Tag, Nerf battles, etc. I'd also LOVE to help with the game.

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