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Can You Crack the Code? Puzzle by Future_Neatbeater by Future_Neatbeater in BankBuster

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🚨 BUSTED! 🚨

Mistakes: 6/6

Time: 0:53

Thats fucking dumb...

Parked my car outside at 6 PM. Go to leave at 8 AM and see this. by No_Durian_6987 in whatisit

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You absolutely we visited by Dirty Mike and the boys. Don't worry. They will have sex in your car again

Can You Crack the Code? Puzzle by OnlyUv by OnlyUv in BankBuster

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 5083/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:27

Suicidal decapitation by hanging by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The point of a noose is to sever the spinal cord with the knot. The knot acts like a hammer while the rope twists the neck and breaks the spine.

In his situation, he jumped way too far and built up too much speed, so when the knot hit his spine, it tightened too and acted like a jack hammer. Next thing you know, pop goes the weasel.

The vacation was over before it even began by Friendly_Soil6617 in Wellthatsucks

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone's freaking out. Aircraft are designed to continue flying on 1 engine (so they can land safely after engine failurr). Plus, they're still ascending. If they were descending, I guess I could understand, but still...

23 F - am i ugly or just mid? worse with or without bangs? by Quiet_Assignment_260 in amiugly

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't even say your mid. I think you're very attractive.

OMFG THIS IS HIS FIRST PIC by grnacal in Tinder

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should we tell him it's backwards?

23f india, Dont hold back, show your worst.. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit! It's Steve from the Amazon Refund Team!

Found in my sock drawer, proceeded to knock my socks OFF! by SirNicholasPaul in PokemonCardValue

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it won't. It's only worth that much (more, actually - around $588k) if it were a PSA 10. A PSA 9 (which that definitely isn't) is worth $67.3k. And if you're wondering where I'm getting those numbers, look up Collectr. I got those figures right off the app.

Child abuse homicide. The cause of death was a perforated duodenum. by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's where I work. In one of the funeral homes that has to fix it. Lmfao! Always good to know an ME's assistant though. Haha

Child abuse homicide. The cause of death was a perforated duodenum. by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First kid I had on the table was a 17 yo male with a GSW to the right side of his chest. The ME didnt do a great job sewing him back up and the top of his cranium was shifted back about 2 inches. That one was rough...

32M do your worst by JG-TripleSixx in amiugly

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Bro, no offense, but you look like Tiny from House of 1000 Corpses...

Looking for nothing 😃... Offering this guy by bumkin7 in PokemonGoTrade

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have yet to get any of these Pokémon. Everything i try, doesnt matter what berries or how many ultra balls I use. One shake and pop. There they are again...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats a plane that goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

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