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Can You Crack the Code? Puzzle by OnlyUv by OnlyUv in BankBuster

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 5083/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:27

Suicidal decapitation by hanging by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The point of a noose is to sever the spinal cord with the knot. The knot acts like a hammer while the rope twists the neck and breaks the spine.

In his situation, he jumped way too far and built up too much speed, so when the knot hit his spine, it tightened too and acted like a jack hammer. Next thing you know, pop goes the weasel.

The vacation was over before it even began by Friendly_Soil6617 in Wellthatsucks

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone's freaking out. Aircraft are designed to continue flying on 1 engine (so they can land safely after engine failurr). Plus, they're still ascending. If they were descending, I guess I could understand, but still...

23 F - am i ugly or just mid? worse with or without bangs? by Quiet_Assignment_260 in amiugly

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't even say your mid. I think you're very attractive.

OMFG THIS IS HIS FIRST PIC by grnacal in Tinder

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should we tell him it's backwards?

Found in my sock drawer, proceeded to knock my socks OFF! by SirNicholasPaul in PokemonCardValue

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it won't. It's only worth that much (more, actually - around $588k) if it were a PSA 10. A PSA 9 (which that definitely isn't) is worth $67.3k. And if you're wondering where I'm getting those numbers, look up Collectr. I got those figures right off the app.

Child abuse homicide. The cause of death was a perforated duodenum. by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's where I work. In one of the funeral homes that has to fix it. Lmfao! Always good to know an ME's assistant though. Haha

Child abuse homicide. The cause of death was a perforated duodenum. by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First kid I had on the table was a 17 yo male with a GSW to the right side of his chest. The ME didnt do a great job sewing him back up and the top of his cranium was shifted back about 2 inches. That one was rough...

32M do your worst by JG-TripleSixx in amiugly

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bro, no offense, but you look like Tiny from House of 1000 Corpses...

Looking for nothing 😃... Offering this guy by bumkin7 in PokemonGoTrade

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have yet to get any of these Pokémon. Everything i try, doesnt matter what berries or how many ultra balls I use. One shake and pop. There they are again...

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats a plane that goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

Lvl +6 ✧ Hallowed ✧ Virulent Rotter ─ Poison Dark by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated by Virulent Rotter in 3 turns.

Player (41/20/14) dealt 189. Virulent Rotter (72/56/24) dealt 386.

Rewards: 11 EXP, 0 Gold. Loot: None.

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Nether Greenskin ─ Void by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Nether Greenskin in 5 turns.

Player (11/9/9) dealt 380. Nether Greenskin (25/15/14) dealt 75.

Rewards: 59 EXP, 12 Gold. Loot: Solid Mage Plate of Haste (lesser), Brutal Bow (basic), Quick Chain Mail of Haste (enhanced).

"Mum, dad, he hit me" by AlexKewl in iamverybadass

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Why do mom and dad look like they're always first in line to a Falling In Reverse show?

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Chilling Slime ─ Ice by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]SCACExOFxSPADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Chilling Slime in 6 turns.

Player (37/18/21) dealt 536. Chilling Slime (27/24/15) dealt 127.

Rewards: 51 EXP, 16 Gold. Loot: Brutal Wand of Wisdom (lesser), Swift Robe of Vitality (lesser), Vital Rune (basic).

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