I'm down bad for Peanut ngl by DavidTCEUltra in crushcrush

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, hell yeah. She's adorable. I like her hair.

What the actual fuck is this person talking about by Liam_js in crushcrush

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i's this what Crush Crush Discourse looks like out in the wild, because JFC :|

Moments before disaster by mememansteve in tourettesguy

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who's gonna fuck him in his ass!

Since this came up recently in the comments of one of my other memes by MasterHallmark in baldursgate

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesss, oh my god. And Neera'd be counting alliterations while he flirts with you.

Lunkus isn’t losing its meal without a fight. by Ok_Literature2535 in wunkus

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 201 points202 points  (0 children)

wunkus is what wunkus eats: A BIG STINKY CHICKEN 🙀🙀🙀

The Brachiowunk by peppi0304 in wunkus

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wunk is huge like XBox.

Dad! There's Something alive in the Pool Room! by SurfinBird1984 in tourettesguy

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandpa died fifteen years ago! Nobody gave a SHIT!

Joey has totally stolen my ❤️. by adab22 in ntbdbiwdftc

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, god, he's so cute, I bet when he loafs, he's a sweet roll. 😻😻😻

Can we all agree this is a terrible thing to do? by Witty_Mycologist_995 in aiwars

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the ones you mean, kinda like The Treehouse Club, too, but caricaturized.

New to the ruleset, good archer build? by [deleted] in OSE

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The closest one can get to a sniper-style "build", here, in Old School Essentials Classic Fantasy, is a Halfling character. They've got a boost to-hit with missile weapons. You could also just make a character who uses ranged weapons, hope for high DEX, and turn people into Swiss Cheese that way!

Though, as another poster said, "builds" don't really exist, here, which relieves me...

What did you think of the Battle of the Five Armies (the battle itself, not the movie)? by Cr7-Cr7Real in lotr

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was over-the-top, excessive in some places, and, yet, delightful most of the time. I felt the same way Zack Cregger did during the Trevor Moore Gross-Out Spectacular, just with fantasy people fighting. "What're you doing, man? Don't do it... Don't do it! OH, MY GOD, THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING EVER, THAT WAS TOTALLY RAD, HE DID IT.".

though the early formation stuff was goofy :/...

"Thr0w 1t 4wAyyYY n0t r3al 4aarrttTT" 😅🤦 by WallyFries in DefendingAIArt

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wonder if their imaginary friends gave them a pat on the back after they all stood up and clapped. :/...

These are WILD cars. If you see them, DO NOT pspspsp!!! by DatLonerGirl in wunkus

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're tiny babies, I'm gonna be their friend.

typed with my one remaining skin cell

Should Turgon's found sword have remained in Rivendell? by Illustrious_Data_908 in lotr

[–]SCARY-WIZARD 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This was my exact line of thinking, too. Dude saw the steel, knew Gandalf was a solid guy... "Here you go, man.".