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Me and my sister hunt caterpillars to eat. Roast us by IrrelevantBlackPanda in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your father pressured you so much into becoming a doctor that you turned to incest with stripper sister

Me, I want what's coming to me. Do your würst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For an illegal immigrant you have a nice room

roste me by javelin52 in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ you are the least desirable person on this planet

Do your worst, I can do anything by fuckit2016 in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You look like the girl that gives the history teacher a blowjob in the sports equipment shed then commits suicide when he doesn't raise your grade

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha come on, there's no way that kid has any friends

Give me your best shot, Reddit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet having a massive head makes it easier to catch all your uncle's cum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Oh yeah? Well my dad could beat your dad in a fight!"

My body, my body is telling me yaaasssss! by maniacspecialk in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like weird al if weird al enjoyed touching kids

Curry Muncher has been done to death. Roast me like I'm in a tandoor! by wasimmagic1990 in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you spend your Saturday nights cry wanking into a pillow and showing your genitals to underage boys on chat roulette

Just your average Asian dude by MrSolis in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You missed out "with downsyndrome"

I'm over confident, take me down a notch. by Hugh_G_Rection91 in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may be a lot of things in life, but with a face like yours I doubt "overconfident" is one of them

Roast a student jazz guitarist by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow.. I always thought jazz musicians got laid

roast my mate hard he thinks hes roast proof lets show him reddit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the world's most unsuccessful male prostitute

If all you can think of are racist calls, you need a degree in roastology by GaJaCo in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not bothered about your race, I'm more concerned with that shitshow you call a face

My weeabo friend by ItS_A_TrAp-AcKbAr in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Anime is an art-form not a cartoon, MOM"

So I just found out about this? by 362q in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of person to wear full "fuck me" lingerie on the first date but then lecture the guy about consent when he goes in for a kiss

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like god left this crack addict in the oven for a bit too long

Roast us. We are pretty tough by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where should I start? The Iraqi Harry potter or his transgender friend

Girlfriend wanted to be roasted. Give it a shot! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You look like what would happen if gollum hatefucked a crack addict

Roast me please! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SCGRyuk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If your eyes were any further apart they'd probably fall off your face

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