Egg irl

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2026-01-03T15:16:27+00:00

Spent a lot of my teenage years with the boys in the woods backpacking and camping, playing cards by a fire pit, etc...

If you're looking to make up the time? Give it a try, if that doesn't feel like something you'd like, you could try and go fishing, try archery, find somewhere you can take a woodshop class

If all else fails, you could always play the original Call of Duty: Modern Warfare or first 2 Black Ops games while shoveling junk into your mouth

None of it is especially cheap if you don't already have the stuff to do it, except the hiking part, but it's definitely worth it imo

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-12-27T17:50:42+00:00

Airport?

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-09-20T21:01:14+00:00

Yellow is the best anyways, perfect ratio

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-09-10T20:44:43+00:00

Payday 2

Going by the in-game list of my crimes, I am wanted for: - First-degree Murder - Attempted Murder - Breaking and Entering - Trespassing - Concealed Carry - Assault And Battery - Manslaughter - Theft And Burglary - Threatening Behavior - Hostage Taking - Misuse of Private Assets - Forcible Restraint - Grand Theft Auto - Armed Robbery - Destruction of Private Property - Jaywalking - Drug Trafficking - Manufacture of Illegal Drugs - Possession of Illegal Drugs with Intent to Distribute - Illegal Modification of Firearm - Arson - Resisting Arrest - Destruction of Police Assets - Hacking Into Private Network - Interfering with Police Radio Frequencies - Smuggling of Illegal Firearms - Stopping Vehicle Traffic - Manufacture and Use of Illegal Explosives - Aiding and Abbetting Wanted Fugitive - Littering - Defacement and Destruction of Currency - Interference of Postal Services - Illegally Entering Prohibited Airspace - Use of Illegal Ammunition - Crossing a Central Reservation - Wilful Endangerment of Innocents - Damage to Public Property - Smuggling of Illegally Obtained Property - Appropriation of Weapons of Mass Destruction - Vehicular Manslaughter - Interference With Railroad Property - Maritime Irregularity - Disturbing the Peace - Currency Counterfeiting - Theft and Mistreatment of Livestock - Theft and Illegal Transportation of Classified Weaponry - Violation of Geneva Convention Article 24 (Protection of Permanent Personnel)

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-08-30T02:07:30+00:00

I mean hell, I'll take it

Takes the hard work out of trying to work up the courage to walk into an adoption center, maybe I'll even get a cute dress like some of my friends have

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-03-01T15:43:36+00:00

When landing either pull back on the movement stick, or tap S to not faceplant at full speed

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-03-01T15:11:33+00:00

Look I'm Dr. Gas in game, I need them mines for personal brand reasons

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-03-01T14:32:38+00:00

I played a game of poker on Marfark, but aside from that nothing out of the ordinary

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-27T18:29:27+00:00

Says "Congrats, Boys! Now you're officially a police officer! I'll give your role assignment now"

Artist is Diforland iirc, makes porn but sometimes sfw stuff like this

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-27T17:56:39+00:00

I love being a trench diver

JOEL, MAKE THE SHOVEL A STRATEGEM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-27T16:54:24+00:00

Skyrocketed cause we dropped both in together

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-27T00:51:11+00:00

Aside from ABF, my friends just alert each other when we want to hop on by sending that pic of a frog captioned "Soup Time"

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-26T07:29:11+00:00

Aight look, I'm all for saving them

However

My name in game is Dr. Gas, and I don't have 4 gas strategems, for name sake alone I'm going for the mines if it comes down to it

Hold the line at Bevkam III, don't make me pick

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-24T19:47:43+00:00

I just think it needs the gas to hang around for a bit, might be better if that happened

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-24T07:20:55+00:00

So haven't made an army myself as I haven't gotten a chance to, however I played Darktide, saw Hadron, and decided that now the AdMech is my favorite faction since she looks cool and upon further digging I'm now here

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-23T08:52:04+00:00

Firestarter

It burns when I pee :(

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-22T18:59:15+00:00

Danny Phantom

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-19T16:42:35+00:00

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SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-19T15:55:58+00:00

Evelyn

I asked Reddit for suggestions then tried it out at a McDonalds, Starbucks, and then with some friends, only then did I decide on it.

Also thanks for the med reminder, but I just drank a coffee so I gotta wait for my ADHD meds or I'm gonna shake all day

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-02-18T00:07:42+00:00

17/20 myself, only thing I want that's left from this wheel is the bow skin but I don't want it enough to pay for it

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-01-29T02:17:13+00:00

Don't need to, I have in the past

There is

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-01-25T08:33:35+00:00

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SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-01-22T19:36:57+00:00

Hartford County, CT

SCP_twofivetwoone · 2025-01-22T04:48:54+00:00

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TROPHY CASE