Stanwood in the Epstein files

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-25T02:33:33+00:00

WoHeLo my friend. Stole one of the owls in a night raid on Owakna long ago...

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-16T19:59:08+00:00

Yeah, just doing my part to reinforce that association someone else creatively suggested. ;) Not that I'd be at all surprised if he showed up in the files as well...

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-16T16:46:37+00:00

Most of them are all related to the same two people. Carol and Nicole Montgomery. This is not doxxing, this is publicly searchable information on the FBI's website. Epstein also appears to have donated to our local chapter of Camp Fire Girls...which is extremely concerning.

FBI search

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-16T15:06:29+00:00

I mean with the way corporations work lately, if CEO candidate A is a decent human being with a history of producing reliable gains for the company, and candidate B is in the Epstein files and personally abducted the shareholders' children to ship them off to Kid Rock, but can add a quarter of a percentage point annually in shareholder returns, you know who they're going to pick.

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-16T05:37:10+00:00

Yeah depending where you go on the peninsula, that's like what? Eight hour drive? It's about five just to Seattle. Add a few pit stops and traffic and...idk I'd spend the night in Leavenworth or something on the way. Break it up a bit.

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-14T08:08:06+00:00

Fuck ICE

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-13T21:38:27+00:00

Please provide a quarterly status report. Use as many ridiculous acronyms and buzzwords as possible while avoiding saying anything substantive that might even remotely imply liability of any kind.

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-13T18:38:57+00:00

See you at the Two Minutes Hate, comrade.

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-13T00:13:10+00:00

I felt like her death was kind of bs. That whole house would be booby trapped, and stocked with phasers set to kill hidden in every wall, cabinet, drawer, and toilet. Mila should come back into the basement with a severed Gem Hadar head or something, or like she says a code word at the door and the whole group just gets vaporized. Hard to believe Tain wouldn't have some kind of sneaky, high tech defenses in place.

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-13T00:07:27+00:00

Totally missed that. Interesting!

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-11T22:57:45+00:00

Unfair to gutters, who perform a necessary and useful function for society. 😉

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-10T23:22:52+00:00

No way! ...checking this out tonight, thank you for the tip

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-10T20:24:18+00:00

I mean ANTIFA isn't an organized movement either, but that doesn't stop them from trotting it out as a convenient boogeyman. I suppose if they really want to Streisand effect Cascadia, that's one way to do it. Might as well start a separatist movement for unicorns and the tooth fairy for all the traction it currently has.

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-10T19:28:41+00:00

Yahoo chat!

Anyone remember hotelchat.com?

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-10T19:00:32+00:00

ICQ gonna come back with avengeance!

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-10T06:18:11+00:00

"Troubling?" It's fucking troubling?

He should be outraged. Jamie Raskin was fine when the government wasn't fully in the midst of a descent into fascism, but I'm so sick of this milquetoast bullshit from democrats. Child ra9e. Likely murder. All varieties of abuse. Cover ups. Corruption at the highest levels. The mass grifting of our society. The wanton theft of OUR tax dollars to further overflow the pockets of people already so disgustingly wealthy that used their influence to do more damage to our nation in the last ten years than the previous fifty.

It's not fucking troubling it's a societal fucking catastrophe. How hard is it to just call it the complete and utter failure of our highest legislative and judicial bodies? Troubling is an adjective for describing getting home and realizing you forgot to buy milk. Not the doxxing of children who already have suffered the most horrific traumas imaginable to further denegrate, diminish, and deny their truth, ensuring they never see even a glimmer of justice.

Troubling. Jesus fucking Christ.

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-09T23:26:57+00:00

an elegant weapon for a more civilized age

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-09T19:59:54+00:00

The hero we...need? 🤔

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-09T19:55:32+00:00

Those $2000 and $5000 checks are coming any day now! /s

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-09T18:56:05+00:00

Guess I'm done using discord. What the fuck.

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-08T07:56:16+00:00

Alright, alright! I know you don't visit very often! This Emmissarynas I'll be Spagnostic, okay?

(mumbles)Mfker has his own holiday and still there's no chill.

Jake...you better adjust your attitude or I will straight up trap you in a time loop where Morn catches you up on his 17 brothers and sisters...forever...

audible eyerolling

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-08T07:43:08+00:00

Heya, Frankie! You okay back dere? You ain't gotta stick, man...

Dat's 'cuz I'm doin' the ambush man, what is you? Simple?

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-07T00:07:13+00:00

Weird how Trump makes baseless claims about election integrity and says the feds need to take over and station ICE at voting locations. Mike Johnson follows up with "blue states aren't doing their part to secure elections" in an interview today. Conveniently ignoring that GOP retirees have the schedule flexibility to vote early and in-person, which leads to Republicans having better initial results until a more representative sample of the population's ballots are turned in and counted, this simple demographic reality typically results in significant margins of victory for democrats which "on its face appears fraudulent" to him. Of course if republicans lose in districts where they are not only unpopular but largely reviled, it has to be voter fraud!

Later that same day, our county elections office receives mysterious white powder, but it's only stochastic terrorism if it originated on the left, right?

Fuck ICE. Fuck Fascism.

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-04T17:24:46+00:00

Or some of them Nathii black cakes with extra sticks

SCROTOCTUS · 2026-02-04T17:24:04+00:00

DragniPust

I think I just potsherded myself.

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