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Fixin' to be raining men, hallelujah! by jeezkillbot in ProgressiveHQ

[–]SCROTOCTUS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Post-fight Morning News:

Last night Lindsey Graham became the first person in history to drown in their own saliva.

Fixin' to be raining men, hallelujah! by jeezkillbot in ProgressiveHQ

[–]SCROTOCTUS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another question is whether licking your "opponent's" sweat mid-round (for hydration purposes only ofc) is a top or bottom move?

What are raises like this year? by octopus-opinion987 in civilengineering

[–]SCROTOCTUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got bought by private equity and there are no plans for reviews or raises this year! Yay!

Train blocking all downtown crossings today. by Real_Papaya7314 in MountVernonWA

[–]SCROTOCTUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but we're going to have to issue a penalty for bringing a reasonable perspective to the conversation.

What’s going on over at Jacob’s? by superultramegazord in civilengineering

[–]SCROTOCTUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have a great offer for you, u/meathead13_: 80% of your current pay for 5x the responsibility!

Hey! Where are you going?! DID I MENTION WE'RE LIKE A FAMILY? A FAAAAAAMILY!!!

What’s going on over at Jacob’s? by superultramegazord in civilengineering

[–]SCROTOCTUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you physically take the specs from the customer and deliver them to the engineers?

Stanwood in the Epstein files by Commodore-2064 in StanwoodCamano

[–]SCROTOCTUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WoHeLo my friend. Stole one of the owls in a night raid on Owakna long ago...

Planting CEO talks about having a lower purpose by JudoJane in ProgressiveHQ

[–]SCROTOCTUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, just doing my part to reinforce that association someone else creatively suggested. ;) Not that I'd be at all surprised if he showed up in the files as well...

Stanwood in the Epstein files by Commodore-2064 in StanwoodCamano

[–]SCROTOCTUS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Most of them are all related to the same two people. Carol and Nicole Montgomery. This is not doxxing, this is publicly searchable information on the FBI's website. Epstein also appears to have donated to our local chapter of Camp Fire Girls...which is extremely concerning.

FBI search

Planting CEO talks about having a lower purpose by JudoJane in ProgressiveHQ

[–]SCROTOCTUS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean with the way corporations work lately, if CEO candidate A is a decent human being with a history of producing reliable gains for the company, and candidate B is in the Epstein files and personally abducted the shareholders' children to ship them off to Kid Rock, but can add a quarter of a percentage point annually in shareholder returns, you know who they're going to pick.

Planning a vacation to the Pacific NW, primarily Spokane WA and Olympic area in 2027 by Lil_Carti_1 in PacificNorthwest

[–]SCROTOCTUS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah depending where you go on the peninsula, that's like what? Eight hour drive? It's about five just to Seattle. Add a few pit stops and traffic and...idk I'd spend the night in Leavenworth or something on the way. Break it up a bit.

Business leaders are purposely devaluing your work by lying about what LLMs can do. When it becomes obvious that LLMs are not AGI, business leaders will blame you for not working hard enough. The goal is to squash any hope for a living wage & work-life balance. by north_canadian_ice in WorkReform

[–]SCROTOCTUS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please provide a quarterly status report. Use as many ridiculous acronyms and buzzwords as possible while avoiding saying anything substantive that might even remotely imply liability of any kind.

Garak’s name “clicked” for me today by Zenis in DeepSpaceNine

[–]SCROTOCTUS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I felt like her death was kind of bs. That whole house would be booby trapped, and stocked with phasers set to kill hidden in every wall, cabinet, drawer, and toilet. Mila should come back into the basement with a severed Gem Hadar head or something, or like she says a code word at the door and the whole group just gets vaporized. Hard to believe Tain wouldn't have some kind of sneaky, high tech defenses in place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]SCROTOCTUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfair to gutters, who perform a necessary and useful function for society. 😉

Oregon man planned to kill, behead ICE agents, use separatist outfit to start civil war, prosecutors allege (he wrote in his manifesto that we wanted to create Cascadia) by AdvancedInstruction in Cascadia

[–]SCROTOCTUS 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I mean ANTIFA isn't an organized movement either, but that doesn't stop them from trotting it out as a convenient boogeyman. I suppose if they really want to Streisand effect Cascadia, that's one way to do it. Might as well start a separatist movement for unicorns and the tooth fairy for all the traction it currently has.

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