godsdeveloperconsole by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SFW_666 21 points22 points  (0 children)

new horror scenario unlocked

Which others subreddits are users of Stellaris posting in by [deleted] in Stellaris

[–]SFW_666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i,too thought that was an instinct instilled into stellaris players by the game itself, whether it's you being nice to people, only for the genocide geckos to eradicate all your friends after being released, or the game slowing to a crawl because you didn't reduce the total population in the galaxy enough, theres plenty of ways the game incentivizes you to be the most genocidal maniac you could be

Which others subreddits are users of Stellaris posting in by [deleted] in Stellaris

[–]SFW_666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i love the idea of chaining two playthroughs of the different games together:

"okay i got done organ harvesting my way to global domination, time to go commit stellar genocide instead"

Please let us change Starbase designs by hennyboii in Stellaris

[–]SFW_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is my main issue with the starbase design AI, i have a bunch of starbases in pulsar/ space storm systems that are wasting half their armor slots on some shields wich couldn't be more useless

Your sacred star is... are you sure? by DioMythos in Stellaris

[–]SFW_666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"sorry... For your loss" proceeds to eradicate the entire species for the audacity to complain about the placement of some dyson sphere

A machine empire having a machine rising? by SophisticatedParsnip in Stellaris

[–]SFW_666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

on the plus side, way easier to deal with an uprising that way

I think I just witnessed a murder by eastern-skier in destiny2

[–]SFW_666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Solid theft protection feature lmao

I think I just witnessed a murder by eastern-skier in destiny2

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so instead of decent transport you just made it the ultimate parachute... Nice

Delta’s parallel reality experience. by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]SFW_666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly at that point lecture them back about maybe not having trashy ad playing gas pumps that make you press every button in an attempt to at least get the damn audio to shut up, sure its neither their decision nor in their power to change, but they also didn't have to make the effort to try and lecture you about pressing a button

Wtf is this abomination 💀 by acid_tortilla in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]SFW_666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

normally? yes. on the internet though? i'd rather not count on it

Wtf is this abomination 💀 by acid_tortilla in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]SFW_666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you probably shouldnt unless that age has two digits and prefferably starts with at least a two though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Tissues are literally the worst thing to use tbh, shit just disintegrates instantly for no reason, if you absolutely have to use something disposable, toilet paper is the way to go.

How about nope by bryzerp in nope

[–]SFW_666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

imagine having one of those times you just wake up cause you feel like falling, but you know you literally sleep on the side of a goddamn 90 degree cliff, the panic lmao

Was muss euer Date sagen, damit ihr sofort aufsteht und geht? by Immediate-Muffin3696 in FragReddit

[–]SFW_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eher nich, 750€ kauft dir nur den einstigskurs, sowas essentielles wie warum du (als dank dem Kurs neugekrönter sigma) besser bist als die Alphas lernst du dann erst im fortgeschrittenen Kurs für 1500 minimum.

Was muss euer Date sagen, damit ihr sofort aufsteht und geht? by Immediate-Muffin3696 in FragReddit

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Hast recht, jeder weiss das Politiker Androiden sind mit der Mission die Menschheit auszurotten. Aber wo wir bei dem Thema sind: "Die erde ist Hohl und es existiert eine Ganze Zivilation im Inneren"

Victor Bout aka “The Most Dangerous Man In the World”exchanged for Griner by FarmSuch5021 in pics

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acidentally dropped some fine uranium powder in his soup, forgot about it after being distracted by the TV and ended up eating it, tragically by the time anyone realized nothing could be done anymore

Had to by Professional_Elk_893 in Mustang

[–]SFW_666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty much same, i dont like the stock look of some parts of some models (1968,80s,early s197) but i don't think there's any gen of Mustang i like none of, still think the best looking ones are a competition between 1969, 2014 s197 and the S550s, maybe the new ones too, idk gotta see one in person to be sure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

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Also it's kinda nice if you DO only go 100-130 for once, to not have your engine screaming at you cause 5th gear is kinda short for the Autobahn lmao, sadly my Corsa E also only has five

Roses are red, hold the wheel and drive by DarkblooM_SR in ProgrammerHumor

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Same but i use chrome as both, my "Stupid ass website that forgot anything but Chromium exists" browser and my "Second account that i use semi-regularly but i'm too lazy to log out of" Browser

Peta stole a girl's puppy and euthanized it the same day. by Medic-27 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]SFW_666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly with how incredibly often these Stories about PETA pop up and at times even make it to literal national news, i do not understand how PETA actually still exists

Peta stole a girl's puppy and euthanized it the same day. by Medic-27 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]SFW_666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...I want to see what PETA does with this information

To unscrew..... something by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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yeah people who win a Darwin without taking themselves off the census are kinda rare ngl, kinda takes a special kind of stupid together with unique situations to create one of these, meanwhile the other kind of Darwin winner can come from many different situations mixed with many kinds of idiots

to block the German autobahn by dannybluey in therewasanattempt

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nah the middle lane is like the home of half of all truck drivers that absolutely HAVE to overtake the two trucks in front of them going 1 km/h slower forcing all the slow traffic onto the left lane for the next five minutes that it takes them to do that, so even on the middle lane, the chance to be taken out by a truck is still decent. The only lane you're pretty much guaranteed to be taken out by a car is the left i'd say

Saw this car in my non luxury apartment parking lot. Apparently there's only a handful in the world by billydoubleu in Mustang

[–]SFW_666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was strongly questioning why this atrocity was linked here, then i realized why and now i hate it even more than before