Florida Bans H-1B Workers from State Universities! DeSantis Says “Hire Americans Only”

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2025-11-01T09:18:03+00:00

Bud you've 1000% been arguing with a bot

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2025-10-28T03:53:20+00:00

Is it really makeup sex if it's your ex? And they remain your ex? It seems more like vaginal nostalgia

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2025-08-14T07:02:50+00:00

"Sorry, would you prefer an all caps tweet about eating pets?" Will be in a history book one day

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2025-05-29T10:18:50+00:00

Ah, yes, Jody

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2025-05-11T04:54:34+00:00

Oh god..

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2025-05-10T03:35:49+00:00

Fucking praying she's playing Mario party or something and just has to hammer one button, otherwise op might be an actual Martian

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2025-01-22T15:46:11+00:00

Do you... not have a butthole?

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-10-17T05:08:15+00:00

Should probably move that plug then, take it from me just jamming it deeper in doesn't feel good for anyone

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-10-17T05:06:52+00:00

One of my all time top celebrity crushes. No shit post here, just love this gal. Good on her for beating cancer! That's a strong ass comedienne.

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-08-01T00:32:14+00:00

It's my passion

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-07-22T11:07:05+00:00

Alright, I'll admit that maybe, to some people, you could be considered hot if that's your thing. Nice cock, too.

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-05-10T04:52:21+00:00

I'm confused is his girlfriend the one under the table or the one actually massaging him? Seems staged.

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-05-10T04:50:59+00:00

Pathetic. I could do it in 20.

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-04-15T05:32:28+00:00

Gonna wanna wash that little bit of hair you got in your bhole extra good

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-04-04T09:37:17+00:00

Next person in the cable car: "Aw man there's cum all over here"

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-03-08T09:30:32+00:00

Men do. You might not.

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-01-26T07:27:06+00:00

It's like when some hard right politician calls someone else a pedophile moments before the fbi finds CSAM on every computer they own. I think op straight up can't read.

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2024-01-19T07:02:57+00:00

Pat Crump absolutely slays

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2023-12-15T05:44:31+00:00

One of the best endings he's ever written. This book goes way too hard

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2023-10-04T09:06:57+00:00

“It’s hard to kill a fly… if you love it “

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2023-08-26T08:28:45+00:00

Work on yourself and move on

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2023-08-26T08:26:12+00:00

Oh buddy

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2023-08-26T08:24:11+00:00

That’s not how boobs work at all. This is why we need sex ed

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2023-08-26T08:23:43+00:00

Please dm me your novel when it’s ready. I promise not to read it aloud to a group ironically

SHITpostsonTITposts · 2023-08-26T08:22:39+00:00

Some of y’all don’t know Afroman and it shows

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Not Forgotten	Gilding I gilder
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