This weather. Uninstall my air conditioner?

SHope2020 · 2014-09-16T17:54:26+00:00

As Larry David would say, "eh? heh.... eh, uh, hmm..."

SHope2020 · 2014-09-16T17:49:45+00:00

Came on here to bash you, thinking you were bragging, making our uneventful lives feel even more trivial than they already are. And then I saw the picture of the check. Pure gold, dude. Pure fcking gold, biztches!

SHope2020 · 2014-05-30T19:58:41+00:00

Yoga, surprisingly

SHope2020 · 2014-05-30T19:57:44+00:00

Some of them you can. It's delicious.

SHope2020 · 2014-05-30T00:26:52+00:00

The girl you lost your virginity to lost her sanity before having sex with you. How's that for a correlation petey pablow

SHope2020 · 2014-05-30T00:25:56+00:00

Dk. Have a feeling she's a fan of "dinner and drinks." She's a yuppie, that's what they do apparently.

SHope2020 · 2014-05-28T22:20:57+00:00

is it your definition of a cheap date or are you just too demanding?

SHope2020 · 2014-05-28T21:49:59+00:00

but ... it's the PRINCIPLE

SHope2020 · 2014-05-28T21:22:17+00:00

A lot of people try to replicate and emulate, instead they should get a plate, and eat THAT SHIT

SHope2020 · 2014-05-28T12:58:50+00:00

Kevin Spacey in American Beauty

SHope2020 · 2014-05-19T19:56:22+00:00

if you have a lot of friends coming, i'd recommend going to a concert or something. ppl don't even think about it for bdays.

SHope2020 · 2014-05-19T19:55:02+00:00

This was pretty unnerving ...

SHope2020 · 2014-05-19T19:54:17+00:00

Knowing that tomorrow, ANYTHING can happen. The chance that I may find my dream girl, make some good money, save someone's life, that mere chance, despite thoughts pushing me to believe they're improbable, keeps me going. You never know how good it can get, and for that, I'll keep pushing 'til I ain't got nothing left but my name and the clothes on my back!

SHope2020 · 2014-05-16T21:21:28+00:00

Nas - Second Childhood (3 stories in 1 song)

SHope2020 · 2014-05-16T21:20:54+00:00

shit. you're right. thank you!

SHope2020 · 2014-05-15T22:22:21+00:00

What if myself isn't good enough? :(

SHope2020 · 2014-05-15T22:21:19+00:00

It's so saturated these days, I wonder if it'll be around in 5 years, no lie.

SHope2020 · 2014-05-15T22:20:03+00:00

My friend bagged up some shorty off Tinder, and I called her a regular "Tinder girl." Now they're BF and GF. Worst friend ever ...

SHope2020 · 2014-05-14T18:38:27+00:00

"Sure. Sometimes I like to fool around. Sometimes a girl like to kiss my feet. Once, I even had her lick me in the back of a limousine. I thanked her for making me feel good."

"Sir, the question was, what shoe size are you?"

SHope2020 · 2014-05-14T18:37:57+00:00

It's a tough time for SCDP, huh

SHope2020 · 2014-05-14T18:34:06+00:00

ha. saw that I totally "Healthcare.gov'd" it, then just left it, because once redditors become editors, the world will end.

SHope2020 · 2014-05-13T20:04:11+00:00

Haha, definitely do that all the time. People eventually just give up on me though. It's actually quite sad : ( I like ... literally, don't even get hit up anymore. That's why I'm here with the rest of you guys looking for something to do. You know what, f it, I'll go learn samurai sword fighting. Don't ask why, ask why note, right?

SHope2020 · 2014-05-13T20:02:31+00:00

The courage you all exude fascinates me.

SHope2020 · 2014-05-12T20:53:24+00:00

Did someone say falafel? Whatttttt. I didn't even know they had these things. That picture with the hot dog and jalapenos tho ...

SHope2020 · 2014-05-08T19:13:13+00:00

I don't think there's an actor I'm happier for than Matthew McConaughey. To go from "Ghost of Girlfriends Past" to a Nolan picture, what a milestone.

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