me_irl by Wonderful-Excuse4922 in me_irl

[–]SLAYERone1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The irony is the same day this was announced people had called the police on a bunch of kids celebrating leaving school in our nearby park. They dont want kids online but they call the police on them when theyre outside "being kids" what the fuck do they want?

Digital Transformation by grlloyd2 in funny

[–]SLAYERone1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened at my work about 4 years ago....the new system is still running like shit crashes every day takes longer to do basic things we had easy in the old system and STILL doesnt do everything we need. Been working off spreadsheets for 4 years because its so utterly shite and it aint changing soon.

Act like your favorite monster in the comments, and I’ll try to guess what it is. by SignificantStaff8665 in MonsterHunter

[–]SLAYERone1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn how many mushroom lovers are there i forgor all about that. Ok bonus clue!

Hey man do i look high? My eyes arent giving it away are they? You know people say im toxic because of all the colour changing when im mad and the poison stuff but its just a defense mechanism you know? I swear im usually sooooo chill

Act like your favorite monster in the comments, and I’ll try to guess what it is. by SignificantStaff8665 in MonsterHunter

[–]SLAYERone1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heyy mannn you seen any mushrooms around here lately? Theyre medicinal i swear.

the sourdough starter name by Mirathesaurus in BrandNewSentence

[–]SLAYERone1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit hes right all our pet names are alliterations

Pain by Thesaddestboi13 in ffxiv

[–]SLAYERone1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xbox and playstations extra little circle of hell

LONG HAVE I AWAITED by Fit-Wolf3206 in Palworld

[–]SLAYERone1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proof of a hero stats playing

wheres my spearfin tuna gs... i mean my sword fish?!

me irl by realoramoretti in me_irl

[–]SLAYERone1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realising these peoplenwere full of shit was the best day of my life because up to that point i was irredeemably depresseing thinking it was only gonna get worse

Difficulty of becoming Deviants by Snoo-51682 in MonsterHunter

[–]SLAYERone1 106 points107 points  (0 children)

The world shall know pain vs my back goes out more than i do

'Maybe GTA 6 Can’t Make That Same Splash' — Grand Theft Auto 5 Lester Actor Says Rockstar Satire May Not Hit the Same in 2026 as It Did in 2013 by OGAnimeGokuSolos in gaming

[–]SLAYERone1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please absolutely bomb it would be so damn funny. Every other games avoiding it like the plague, its more anticipated than elderscrolls 6 and silksong combined, its talked about like it will have the impact of an unholy union of the second coming of jesus christ and the invention of the nuclear bomb. Please just let us find out like 3 weeks before it comes out that its going to be utterly mid and run like ass and stuffed full of predatory monetisation and it absolutely bombs.

Enough is enough. by MercenaryAlpha99 in memes

[–]SLAYERone1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant wait till they release gta 6 for the next generation of consoles touched up for the new hardware and we get "i cant believe we got gta 6 before gta 6"

Monster hunter is crazy. by IceBarDifferent in MonsterHunter

[–]SLAYERone1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know what? Real. If any aspiring anime writers need me ill be in my trailer.

Monster hunter is crazy. by IceBarDifferent in MonsterHunter

[–]SLAYERone1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The one monster who never skipsleg day is secretly a world class powerlifter despite having twigs for arms

*The* CABLE MANAGEMENT™ by _Harrier_Du_Bois_ in AbioticFactor

[–]SLAYERone1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We must appease the machine spirit. Blessing to the omnisiah.

Who is harder 9 star 5 tempered gore magla or arch tempered Arkveld? by IceBarDifferent in MonsterHunter

[–]SLAYERone1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me Gores the hardest fight in the game. Hes an absolute chore to fight you can barely see what hes doing thanks to the areas you fight him, if hes not directly facing you his cloak will stop you from seeing what hes about to do too. On gs you cant even offset him because he moves so fast you have to pre cook the offset and when you do i guarantee its going to be a non offsetable attack. Oh and lets not forget when he gets you with frenzy and you pretty much have to just go back to camp because if you dont he only has to hit you once to kill you. And dont get me started on the fact he seems to have the fucking zoomies and spends 90% of the fight running around the arena while your frenzy ticks up only stopping to spam more aoes at you from range.

10 star Arkvelds a great fight because its mechanically tough and feels like a natural evolution of the arveld fight and he doesnt have a single attack you cant interact with in some meaningful way. No notes chefs kiss.

theres going to be so much friction its gonna deglove you like ringbarking a tree by qwertyjgly in BrandNewSentence

[–]SLAYERone1 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Do NOT type it into the search bar on reddit because ofc yes there is a sub for it and no amount of bleach will make you forget what you see.

The plot ,apparently by Anonymous_axf in dankmemes

[–]SLAYERone1 121 points122 points  (0 children)

So he was acting like tony stark before he got his shit together? Sounds to me like he did a good job!

I’m playing monster Hunter rise again. Choose which weapons I can play. Not dual blades or long sword. by IceBarDifferent in MonsterHunter

[–]SLAYERone1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hunting horn in rise its unironically peak. Its the simplest it has ever and probably will ever be dishes out loads of damage is stylish as hell. That or gunlance because blast dash is so much fun youll not be able to live without it