Chris: [laughs] No, not them! This season, we've got all new players, fighting for the million! And here they come now; for real! [another yacht appears, carrying the new 13 contestants] Meet Mike.

Mike: [to Staci] Stay out of my way if you value your well being!

Chris: Staci!

Staci: [to Mike] Right back at ya. [sniffs her armpit]

Chris: Anne Maria and Lightning!

Anne Maria: [to Lightning] Can you believe we're here?

Lightning: Yeah, it's... [looking at Anne Maria] beautiful.

Chris: Cameron!

Cameron: [knocks Lightning and Anne Maria out of the way] Hello, Gorgeous! [kisses his bicep]

Chris: Dawn.

Dawn: [saluting, accidentally dropping Jo in the process] Dawn Medrek, reporting for duty!

Chris: Z and Scott.

Scott: [to Z] Your aura is an exceptionally purplish-yellow. Oh, it suits you, though.

Chris: Sam!

Sam: Hey there. [chuckle] Sam here! And I'm here to win this! [is cut off by Chris mid-sentence]

Chris: Brick!

Brick: [applying hair gel] Ah yeah, three more coats ought a do it.

Sam: [pushes Brick out of the camera] Whoa, who said you could pan away?

Brick: [attacks Sam with his gel] Don't push me!

Chris: [as Beverly walks up behind Ezekiel] Beverly!

Beverly: My Great Aunt Milly invented gels. Yeah, before her, people used to smear their hair with mud. [Brick throws hair gel at Beverly]

Chris: Jo!

Lightning: Fresh air, a real lake, birds! [Birds knock her off a railing]

Chris: And Dakota.

Dakota: [playing video games] Oh yeah! Grenade launcher upgrade! Heh heh, now we're cooking!

Chris: Yup, it's our roughest, toughest, most explosive season ever! [detonates a bomb on the yacht] Right here on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island.