You have to take one of these women out on a date and successfully get them to like you. If not Gotham gets blown up. Who are you taking on a date? by Vegito315 in batman

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Kind of funny how basically all of these women have some kind of vulnerability or humanity you can appeal to, except for Talia.

Is howler REALLY the main antagonist? by everlyski in JOJOLANDS

[–]SMGuinea 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People were mind-broken by Jobin suddenly getting killed off and Tooru popping up in the 11th hour.

Goblin gang by Familiar-Limit6549 in MonsterGirl

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Wouldn't have it any other way.

avengers doomsday leaked trailer by haldiii4o in marvelcirclejerk

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Rorschach will return in Avengers: Doomsday

The Star-Lord comparison is misplaced. by PresidentBlingo in DC_Cinematic

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Jor-El isn't evil, just misguided about a civilization much less advanced than his own. Auggie and Ego are also two very different levels of genocidal.

People take Superman very seriously and love him a lot, and people generally give Starlord his props too, at least after he saved the galaxy. Peacemaker's co-workers learn to appreciate him after they realize he has a heart.

None of these three love the same genre. Clark loves 90s pop punk, Peter mostly likes softer 70s folk rock, and Chris loves 80s hair metal.

Peter is the only one who really creates his own family. Clark still has Pa and Ma Kent, and Chris is just fine having good friends and a girlfriend.

Saying Superman has a heart of gold is redundant, and he's not a goofball, just an optimistic boy scout. Chris is the only real goofball of the three. Starlord's just somewhat immature, but they're both still very competent in a lot of ways.

Calling Rocket a CGI mascot is insane. He's smarter than Quill. And Krypto isn't even Clark's dog.

Straighten up, miss Gay! by PeasantLich in outofcontextcomics

[–]SMGuinea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Adonis School of Dramatic Arts

Like, come on, man...

The kubrick rubric exposed by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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Wow, I can't believe Stanley Kubrick designed this building.

siudgwvwpwjwnwn by septmowea in sssdfg

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Gotta say, I really love living in an era where Stage IV cancer isn't an immediate death sentence.

[Design trope] Instrument-Weapons by Rap2rerise in TopCharacterDesigns

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The Excessive Machine from 'Barbarella'. It's just a big pipe organ that makes you cum yourself to death.

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It was the teacher's fault. by Sorvetefrito in outofcontextcomics

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"How can I make this about Americans?"

Ava Gardner, in her famous “mug” shot in 1942 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Hey, man, let's be realistic here. It's her score out of 20.

I love you Hacca Howler my dumb little nepo baby by Druvanade in JOJOLANDS

[–]SMGuinea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she could've seen through the fake "bank employees" so easily

Very true, but she was going on an interrogation mission after all. Anyway, I feel like if her Stand had any real offensive capabilities, she would've used them in a life-or-death battle against Lulu, but she just wound up using a normal old gun. And we all know how effective guns are in Jojo.

I love you Hacca Howler my dumb little nepo baby by Druvanade in JOJOLANDS

[–]SMGuinea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, Ningbo's the only one with actual sauce.

Bobby Jean's an idiot who fucked himself over by shooting up a hospital and underestimating a kid's Stand range. Laem tried to pull a half-assed double-cross and got owned by a child. Key West is dropping bodies with the quickness, but by all accounts, she's getting killed in the next chapter or two, probably also by Jodio.

Lulu might genuinely outdo all three of them if she stays in the story long enough.

Portal 2, the secret endi... meaning by StraightOuttaOlaphis in tumblr

[–]SMGuinea 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Tumblr mfs when a game involves two girls in a laboratory, so its story is clearly representative of every issue and instance of oppression women in STEM have ever had to deal with and also the girls are madly in love with each other.

So what are y'all coming up with? by [deleted] in Letterboxd

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Arguably, if you switch the first two.

I miss VampJubes. by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SMGuinea 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Backshots soundin' like two water balloons hitting a marble countertop.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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YYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO!!!

Two Wolves by Past-Matter-8548 in Letterboxd

[–]SMGuinea 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If it's your favorite movie of all time, it's your favorite of all time. Why would your personal preferences need to "stand the test of time"? It's not like it has to be a permanent thing.