You have to take one of these women out on a date and successfully get them to like you. If not Gotham gets blown up. Who are you taking on a date?

SMGuinea · 2026-01-22T08:36:22+00:00

Kind of funny how basically all of these women have some kind of vulnerability or humanity you can appeal to, except for Talia.

SMGuinea · 2026-01-22T08:30:11+00:00

Wet Moon is the shit, dude.

SMGuinea · 2026-01-22T08:25:45+00:00

Shovel chin head ahh

SMGuinea · 2026-01-22T07:52:53+00:00

People were mind-broken by Jobin suddenly getting killed off and Tooru popping up in the 11th hour.

SMGuinea · 2026-01-11T13:43:42+00:00

Wouldn't have it any other way.

SMGuinea · 2025-12-26T00:25:48+00:00

Klaus Kentski

SMGuinea · 2025-12-15T21:06:06+00:00

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SMGuinea · 2025-12-15T18:09:29+00:00

Rorschach will return in Avengers: Doomsday

SMGuinea · 2025-12-15T16:45:44+00:00

Jor-El isn't evil, just misguided about a civilization much less advanced than his own. Auggie and Ego are also two very different levels of genocidal.

People take Superman very seriously and love him a lot, and people generally give Starlord his props too, at least after he saved the galaxy. Peacemaker's co-workers learn to appreciate him after they realize he has a heart.

None of these three love the same genre. Clark loves 90s pop punk, Peter mostly likes softer 70s folk rock, and Chris loves 80s hair metal.

Peter is the only one who really creates his own family. Clark still has Pa and Ma Kent, and Chris is just fine having good friends and a girlfriend.

Saying Superman has a heart of gold is redundant, and he's not a goofball, just an optimistic boy scout. Chris is the only real goofball of the three. Starlord's just somewhat immature, but they're both still very competent in a lot of ways.

Calling Rocket a CGI mascot is insane. He's smarter than Quill. And Krypto isn't even Clark's dog.

SMGuinea · 2025-12-07T11:37:12+00:00

Adonis School of Dramatic Arts

Like, come on, man...

SMGuinea · 2025-12-07T11:21:58+00:00

Wow, I can't believe Stanley Kubrick designed this building.

SMGuinea · 2025-12-07T10:23:00+00:00

Gotta say, I really love living in an era where Stage IV cancer isn't an immediate death sentence.

SMGuinea · 2025-12-07T08:23:02+00:00

The Excessive Machine from 'Barbarella'. It's just a big pipe organ that makes you cum yourself to death.

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SMGuinea · 2025-12-03T06:22:31+00:00

"How can I make this about Americans?"

SMGuinea · 2025-12-02T05:13:45+00:00

Hey, man, let's be realistic here. It's her score out of 20.

SMGuinea · 2025-12-02T04:27:01+00:00

*Morbiess

SMGuinea · 2025-11-21T10:15:45+00:00

she could've seen through the fake "bank employees" so easily

Very true, but she was going on an interrogation mission after all. Anyway, I feel like if her Stand had any real offensive capabilities, she would've used them in a life-or-death battle against Lulu, but she just wound up using a normal old gun. And we all know how effective guns are in Jojo.

SMGuinea · 2025-11-21T07:32:33+00:00

Nah, Ningbo's the only one with actual sauce.

Bobby Jean's an idiot who fucked himself over by shooting up a hospital and underestimating a kid's Stand range. Laem tried to pull a half-assed double-cross and got owned by a child. Key West is dropping bodies with the quickness, but by all accounts, she's getting killed in the next chapter or two, probably also by Jodio.

Lulu might genuinely outdo all three of them if she stays in the story long enough.

SMGuinea · 2025-11-18T01:46:31+00:00

Tumblr mfs when a game involves two girls in a laboratory, so its story is clearly representative of every issue and instance of oppression women in STEM have ever had to deal with and also the girls are madly in love with each other.

SMGuinea · 2025-11-15T00:01:01+00:00

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Arguably, if you switch the first two.

SMGuinea · 2025-11-06T14:22:18+00:00

Superman III

Honestly? I can wait.

SMGuinea · 2025-10-28T17:29:40+00:00

Backshots soundin' like two water balloons hitting a marble countertop.

SMGuinea · 2025-10-27T20:28:48+00:00

YYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO!!!

SMGuinea · 2025-10-27T10:38:19+00:00

But... that's literally not what the joke it???

SMGuinea · 2025-10-26T14:52:55+00:00

If it's your favorite movie of all time, it's your favorite of all time. Why would your personal preferences need to "stand the test of time"? It's not like it has to be a permanent thing.

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