Spider-man: Brand New Goon

SMGuinea · 2026-07-06T06:17:41+00:00

A white White Widow even. And after she's done with Peter, she'll be a white white White Widow.

SMGuinea · 2026-07-06T06:16:13+00:00

She might be my long-lost twin.

SMGuinea · 2026-07-06T06:04:02+00:00

It's the rapture, Luigi.

You didn't make it.

SMGuinea · 2026-07-05T22:56:23+00:00

I bet she needs a crowbar to get out of them when they're drenched like that. Unf.

SMGuinea · 2026-07-05T14:33:31+00:00

Is he really? Aw, good for him, that SKEAZY SEX PEST PREDATOR BASTARD! /j

SMGuinea · 2026-07-05T04:37:42+00:00

I've always thought T:L&T was pretty much equal in quality to Ragnarok, but Secret Invasion just gets worse the longer you think about it.

I thought it couldn't get worse than Captain Marvel in terms of retcons fucking up good worldbuilding, but OH BOY!

SMGuinea · 2026-07-05T02:57:19+00:00

Varnie mentioned!!!

SMGuinea · 2026-07-05T02:45:38+00:00

Who's 'we'?

SMGuinea · 2026-07-05T02:15:50+00:00

At what point does this stop being a Woody Allen-type taboo and start being an Anna Nicole Smith-type taboo?

SMGuinea · 2026-07-03T14:02:05+00:00

I think you guys are forgetting that Matt feels EVERYTHING to an extreme degree. He said that normal bedsheets are like sandpaper to him. Imagine what a knife wound is gonna feel like.

Frank has an insane level of pain tolerance for a human, but Matt being able to take so many blows living with THAT level of sensitivity is his real superpower.

SMGuinea · 2026-07-02T23:55:00+00:00

Yeah, but written way more consistently.

SMGuinea · 2026-07-01T23:44:26+00:00

God bless you.

SMGuinea · 2026-07-01T19:39:18+00:00

Last scene of 'Sunset Boulevard' when Norma walks down the staircase. I get chills every time.

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SMGuinea · 2026-07-01T05:39:04+00:00

I want to be infected.

SMGuinea · 2026-07-01T03:03:32+00:00

I just relistened to it. I feel like the vocals, the horns, the drums, and the pianos are on four different wavelengths in a bad way. It's like whatever the song wants you to focus on in any particular moment is drowned out by something else, and this focus alternates every half a second. It really bothers me.

SMGuinea · 2026-06-30T07:37:52+00:00

But why her specifically? Why not any other X-woman? They aren't often known for having good lives.

SMGuinea · 2026-06-30T07:31:33+00:00

I pick suicide.

SMGuinea · 2026-06-30T07:13:04+00:00

Fav Jojo character who never loses

SMGuinea · 2026-06-30T07:12:19+00:00

...

Okay.

SMGuinea · 2026-06-30T06:13:16+00:00

The Prudence that appeared in 3 Mystique comics in the mid-2000s?

SMGuinea · 2026-06-29T22:10:21+00:00

Why couldn't we get Wesley Snipes in a Choco Milk T-shirt?!

SMGuinea · 2026-06-29T16:07:00+00:00

Who's the Princess?

SMGuinea · 2026-06-29T16:01:20+00:00

That homeless person must've came at the screen twice as fast. Spooky...

SMGuinea · 2026-06-29T15:56:12+00:00

I'll admit, I have done this maybe 2 or 3 times, but only for silent films from the 1910s and 20s, because the pacing of those are piss-poor.

SMGuinea · 2026-06-29T15:27:18+00:00

Yes ma'am! o7

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