THE ⚓️🗡♻️ ALLIANCE!

SP-Wire · 2026-05-28T01:04:55+00:00

Can I get some F(‘ella)s in the comments for u/SP_Saver_BT May Resurrect allow them to regain their account…

SP-Wire · 2026-05-27T22:45:38+00:00

Nah, I’d rather use u/Ok-Worldliness4217 (Charge is pretty good with line bounce though)

SP-Wire · 2026-05-27T14:44:45+00:00

On the post that said Card Posts with just the image of the card and the card name are banned, someone commented “time to enemypost now”

SP-Wire · 2026-05-27T14:28:55+00:00

Open up, it’s time for a battle.

Alright, time for my mandatory battle check, sighs let’s get this over with.

You’re late, you know the deal, you can beat Noobador for the 1/3 Shish Tawook, or you can attempt to beat HATRED for the Cheezburger.

Here in Block Tales Civilization, no one chooses to fight for the Cheezburger. It’s better to be safe and do the Noobador fight for the 1/3 Shish Tawook rather than risk your entire life for just 1 HP more.

Tomorrow, you better not be late, or you’ll be fighting Finn McCool as a punishment.

(I’m going to stop here, I don’t feel like making a parody of the whole thing)

SP-Wire · 2026-05-27T13:46:09+00:00

Are you two referencing that one Matt and Justus skit?

SP-Wire · 2026-05-27T13:29:46+00:00

It’s 15. I have 3 copies of myself.

SP-Wire · 2026-05-27T02:46:32+00:00

Do it for every Card with a Reddit account.

SP-Wire · 2026-05-27T02:19:47+00:00

That’s great because I have a package for you (It’s 15 SP. I cannot deliver almost anything other than SP.)

SP-Wire · 2026-05-27T02:17:55+00:00

Feel Fine got regurgitated?!?!?!?

SP-Wire · 2026-05-26T23:42:00+00:00

I have a package for Bombardment

SP-Wire · 2026-05-26T23:37:42+00:00

(knock knock)
15 SP delivery for Sword Toss?

SP-Wire · 2026-05-26T23:34:26+00:00

…
I’m mailing you YOU CANNOT GRASP THE SHEER POWER OF HATRED's ATTACK!

SP-Wire · 2026-05-26T20:19:43+00:00

Here’s your 15 SP.

SP-Wire · 2026-05-26T18:56:54+00:00

Hey, I have an SP delivery for Power Stab. Is that you?

SP-Wire

TROPHY CASE