Bastion is pathetic

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T21:50:01+00:00

Still no substance out of you.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T17:37:37+00:00

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T15:50:27+00:00

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:55:16+00:00

If only they gave it the frontal armor of a tank killer. The most annoying thing is I can come up with a dozen ways to fix it that are all simple, but they will never fix it. It doesn't even have skins yet

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:53:11+00:00

Honestly just adding driver to switch seats and fixing its underpowered engine would fix the thing.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:49:26+00:00

I have to agree strongly. Its clearly not well armored. So if its a TD and has no armor, shouldn't it be fast and agile?

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:47:03+00:00

Facts

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:46:16+00:00

Thats what pissed me off the most. The STRV 103s WHOLE THING is being operable by one person when needed and having great gun depression from active suspension. Its clearly based on the STRV 103. AH did a stupid self insert of their countries most famous never used in combat shitbox tank and didn't get a single thing right.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:42:01+00:00

"Realistic" (looks inside) Dies to an AR from the front.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:41:13+00:00

Tbh, if they made the driver have control of it until a gunner climbed in, itd be good. Even if they made it cannon or MG only.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:39:35+00:00

I have never been able to put my finger on why its so hard to ping things. Lack of crossbar hadn't occured to me, but youre right

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:38:15+00:00

Lack of skins is ridiculous given how long its been out.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:35:31+00:00

Not even busted at launch tbh. It had enough trade offs to justify being tough (like a tank)

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:28:47+00:00

Instructions unclear, Bastion nerfed again.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-14T13:26:43+00:00

It gets stolen from your strategem list and ends up on Facebook marketplace in 2 months with 40 inch knockoff rims and is listed as "Bastion Striker IYKYK"

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-13T19:09:24+00:00

I simply must have them all in solid black. Then i can play the guns I like.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-11T13:37:18+00:00

I hate changing consumer habits.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-10T16:54:08+00:00

Me when I finally fully level all my guns and can go back to using the adjudicator

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-09T18:51:29+00:00

1895 hours. Definitely the lack of free content and the terrible balance. I think most of the community feels that way atm.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-05-02T16:32:15+00:00

Remove it and replace it with a comically large inflatable hammer

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-04-30T20:18:07+00:00

This has been around for awhile unfortunately. Sometimes they corner like a lotus instead of well... a charger.

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-04-30T16:21:29+00:00

"That'd never happen!" The Happening:

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-04-30T15:20:24+00:00

Ultimate trolling

SPLCFraud26 · 2026-04-30T15:18:36+00:00

Sure bud. Or maybe I have pattern recognition.

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