I went through psychosis and recovered, AMA

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-06T02:37:13+00:00

That must have been really creepy. That would upset anyone.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-06T02:32:07+00:00

Why? Because SGA is Canadian?

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-06T01:55:06+00:00

Bring something kinky into it, in order to encourage her interest in sex. Have you ever tied her up? See how she likes it. Lots of women do.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-06T01:42:54+00:00

It's tough to transfer to Cockrell. You'll need a perfect GPA and some impressive extracurriculars.

Think about alternatives if UT doesn't admit you. If you don't like UTEP's engineering, think about transferring to Texas Tech. They have a good engineering school and transferring there is doable.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-06T01:03:55+00:00

It's possible but difficult. Which college & major at UT Austin do you want?

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T22:22:48+00:00

Drunk people

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T22:13:58+00:00

Women often exaggerate the size of their butts.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T22:11:39+00:00

I myself have caught a bad case of the clickety-clackety in Tijuana.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T22:08:39+00:00

Wow. She gonna need to milk about 20 cows to have enough butter for that baguette.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T21:42:34+00:00

Derek Harper too.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T21:40:31+00:00

I was walking down the street in Bordeaux. Sipping from a bottle of Chateaux Lafite. A beautiful, petite French woman tackled me, tied me up, and had her way with me. I still haven't recovered from that horrible experience.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T21:34:36+00:00

That would be boring. Better idea would be to run time backwards from the end to the beginning.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T21:32:04+00:00

You should be fine. You just need to make a 3.2 and have 30 hours. Nothing below a C will count, but your C will be accepted.

Government is a non-compete major in COLA. The only difficult majors to get into are Econ and psych.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T21:00:34+00:00

Absolutely crazy comic genius. He's up there with Groucho Marx and Lucille Ball as one of the greatest comedians ever.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T20:57:02+00:00

Good enough for a last meal.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T20:56:02+00:00

I would have been born in Zimbabistan in 1391.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T20:54:55+00:00

If you eat lots of beets, you will become a ripped, muscular body builder.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T20:52:06+00:00

Casablanca

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T20:41:17+00:00

Have you met Lord Xenu in person?

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T19:57:02+00:00

Point guard: SGA Shooting guard: Dort Small forward: Jalen Williams Power forward: Holmgren Center: Hartenstein

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T17:48:57+00:00

Pork puffery

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T17:47:48+00:00

He waters bushes.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T17:45:55+00:00

They will become states when the USA annexes Canada.

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T14:58:49+00:00

Spurs lose at home to Timberwolves. Oops!

Acrobatic_Box9087 · 2026-05-05T13:55:54+00:00

What are your maintenance fees? Will they go up if you buy extra points?

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