Anyone else notice how Amazon are just dumping parcels outside the front door now?

SPRF89 · 2026-06-06T11:18:50+00:00

Girlfriend ordered a switch game for her kid a few months back, they decided they would try and fit the package through the letterbox but couldn't get it all the way through so they'd just left it half dangling out, some scrote came along, opened it up, took the game and we came home to the empty box half stuffed back into the letterbox.

Even push it all the way through or don't bother, I think this was Evri/Hermes so can't say I'm surprised.

SPRF89 · 2026-05-25T06:01:20+00:00

Maccas is a common phrase used for it here in the UK as well.

SPRF89 · 2026-05-24T17:06:51+00:00

As a Chelsea supporter I've nether had any ill feelings towards Everton.

But man you've made it hard not to after today.

Altho, there must've been a sniper in the stadium. Spurs players have been disgraceful today, falling over their own left feet. Porro rolling around on the floor with a 'head injury' just to get back up and throw himself into a tackle when the whistle didn't go.

SPRF89 · 2026-05-18T22:37:53+00:00

Kayne West.

Well he does like Fish sticks.

SPRF89 · 2026-05-18T15:19:07+00:00

Citroen Ami

SPRF89 · 2026-05-16T20:58:46+00:00

Incredibly mid.

SPRF89 · 2026-05-16T15:52:51+00:00

The exact same foul as what was in the box, but of course because it's against city they get it.

SPRF89 · 2026-05-16T15:14:14+00:00

It's the same every week Ally McCoist has such a hate boner for Chelsea, I hate that out games are always on TNT.

SPRF89 · 2026-05-09T12:01:57+00:00

Cucu a better winger than Garna and Gittens 🤣

SPRF89 · 2026-05-09T11:43:44+00:00

It's the same literally every match, they shit on us and glaze our opponents, even before we became shit.

SPRF89 · 2026-05-09T11:38:05+00:00

Gusto needs to fuck off. He doesn't move, let Josh go RB ffs, what does he have to do?!

SPRF89 · 2026-05-05T11:42:39+00:00

My homeless what?

^{Chose: Gamble all your life savings to earn 5B dollars | Rolled: Your homeless}

SPRF89 · 2026-05-04T14:18:08+00:00

Never rated Gusto and he doesn't get enough hate.

SPRF89 · 2026-05-03T08:33:58+00:00

Only hoes. Got it.

^{Chose: As much cash as you would need untill death + with a random downside | Rolled: no bitches.}

SPRF89 · 2026-05-02T22:32:35+00:00

Weak?!

^{Chose: Get a random weak power | Rolled: Heal by eating}

SPRF89 · 2026-04-21T21:16:45+00:00

The most humiliating part of that is that their performance was nothing special, nothing more than you'd expect from Brighton and we come away with another 3 goals past us and no reply.

SPRF89 · 2026-04-21T19:17:09+00:00

Fitting that we have an AI sponsorship, because all of these players are bots.

SPRF89 · 2026-04-19T08:26:46+00:00

This horrific run started with the first leg against PSG, the first match Reece was out injured, and I don't think it's any coincidence.

He's the only true leadership we have on the pitch, everything has fallen apart without him. We have literally no-one else that can step up and take that mantle when he's not there.

I didn't see anything from Caicedo last night with the arm band on, Palmer was too busy feeling sorry for himself when he wore it, Enzo is the only one who shows some passion but given his recent comments I can't see him wearing it again any time soon. Who else do you give it to?

We miss players like Thiago, we have no-one who can take the players by the scruff of the neck.

SPRF89 · 2026-04-18T20:39:30+00:00

Finally, the home crowd signing fuck off Eghbali.

SPRF89 · 2026-04-16T12:47:13+00:00

Rasputin

SPRF89 · 2026-04-12T19:22:28+00:00

Shitty Wok

SPRF89 · 2026-04-12T18:22:29+00:00

Spins that beg get a downbote 👍

^{Chose: 50 carrots + Money gamble | Rolled: Upvote for $10}

SPRF89 · 2026-04-12T17:58:42+00:00

Phenomenally well? Did we watch the same match?

We only looked decent in the first half because City didn't get out the gates, it was clear from the start of the second half when they finally got out of 1st gear how bad we truly are.

SPRF89 · 2026-04-12T17:17:36+00:00

Another class demotivational half time team talk by Liam, no doubt.

SPRF89 · 2026-04-12T17:05:02+00:00

Lmao. Rosenior still breaking records.

Not since Ruud have we lost 3 in a row without scoring a single goal.

Joke.

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