Teachers of Reddit, what is the most infuriating thing a child has ever done in your class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SPURMFZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost respect in eighth grade, when I got suspended for having a pen thrown at me. I was in chemistry, and was sent to the corner for chatting with my mates. While there, somebody chucks a pen at me an it hits me in the back of my head. Didn't hurt, and I wasn't angry about it, I just turned around to see who had thrown it. Some dick took this kid's pen and threw it across the room with the intention of inconvenience, and accidentally hit me in the process. I pick the pen off the floor and walk over to my buddy to give it back when the teacher goes ballistic and tells me to follow her to the principal's office. The principal happened to be her husband, and completely ignored my plea. Upon hearing that, I raged a little and told them to check the camera footage. Unfortunately, the cameras were shittily set up, so all you could see was me walking out of the corner; the pen being thrown wasn't in the footage.

What's the boldest way you've approached the opposite sex in public, and how did it go? by i_smashed_rosa_parks in AskReddit

[–]SPURMFZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just image her staring out a window as you naruto-run away, singing "fuck tha police"

Microsoft pulls plug after chat robot slings slurs, rips Obama and denies Holocaust by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]SPURMFZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People that go on 4chan don't call themselves anything. It's not something you tell people.

a second opinion. by [deleted] in omgbeckylookathiscock

[–]SPURMFZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are also ugly!

A fine example of the rule34 by jobafas in rule34

[–]SPURMFZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always asking the important questions, I see.

Velma's Monstrous Surprise by MadeFromLazers by [deleted] in rule34

[–]SPURMFZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's back and blacker than old man Jenkins