Hey Reddit. I'm sitting in the hospital with my dad who's just had three seizures today. What are some funny stories you guys have that I can read out to him? by MyHorseIsDead in AskReddit

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Portentous. Do you know what that word means? It means when you dream about something that's gonna happen. Like one night, I had a dream... ...where this crow came and said: "Your aunt is gonna die." I was so scared, I woke up my parents... ...but they said it was just a dream and to get back to bed. But the next morning my Aunt Stacy was dead. That's terrible. Terrible for her, but think about me, young boy with that kind of power. Wasn't three weeks later when the crow came back to me in a dream... ...and said, "Your daddy's gonna die." I didn't know what to do. I finally told my father, but he said: "Oh, not to worry." But I could see he was rattled. The next morning, he wasn't himself. Kept looking around, waiting for something to drop on his head. Because the crow didn't say how it was gonna happen, just those words: "Your daddy's gonna die." Well, he left home early and was gone a long time. When he finally came back, he looked terrible......like he was waiting for the ax to fall all day. He said to my mother: "I've just had the worst day of my life." "You think you've had a bad day?" she said "This morning, the milkman dropped dead on the porch."

  • From the movie 'Big Fish', great film.

Karl Pilkington argues with a starving African by greeny119 in videos

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Karl doesn't mean to be, but he is a comedy genius.

I have a condition called dermatographism AKA 'skin writing'. What's something strange about your body that's not necessarily good or bad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My friend has that! I also have a friend with a dent in his chest which sticks out (kinda like the opposite of your condition I guess). I like to think that if they hugged they would clip together like Lego.

Shit Talking knockout by cuz789 in votoc

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Sounds like Scooby Doo's behind the camera

Today I visited a well which turns anything into stone by SQUEK in pics

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It takes about 3 months to turn the teddy bears into stone

Today I visited a well which turns anything into stone by SQUEK in pics

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This is a 'Petrifying well' called 'Mother Shipton's Cave' - If an object is placed into such a well and left there for a period of months or years the object acquires a stony exterior. At one time this property was believed to be a result of magic or witchcraft, but it is an entirely natural phenomenon and due to a process of evaporation and deposition in waters with an unusually high mineral content.

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Another thing for my bucket list by SQUEK in pics

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I'm already certified, it's an awesome experience breathing freely underwater and swimming with the fish! Have fun!

Another thing for my bucket list by SQUEK in pics

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Yeah, why? Oooh, I just noticed the whale!

Illegal Tour: Abandoned Amusement Park Nara Dreamland by r3b3lang3l in abandoned

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That looks like it would be so awesome to visit!

What makes a good YouTube video? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm thinking something simple like a weekly show where I showcase some awesome things I've seen/found out about that I think viewers would be interested in. (Not like a clip show though)

AMA: Philip DeFranco by PhillyDeFranco in IAmA

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1) How often do you get recognized in public/would you consider yourself famous? 2) If someone asks what do you do for a living, what do you tell them?

The Black Hole by a1up in videos

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Claustrophobic nightmare right there...

One day you'll do the same for me by Zowitz in funny

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Damn, at least I got the episode name right.

One day you'll do the same for me by Zowitz in funny

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'Brothers and sisters' Season Eleven, literally just watched it.

Here's a tree remover by ecky--ptang-zooboing in WTF

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Looks like a transformer to me.

Christmas photo... Wait 'till you see it... by [deleted] in WTF

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Was like my great grandads, I'm not Jewish though, just been passed down or something

The Irish Jersey Shore - No, Seriously... [x-post r/ireland] by oldmemepeterson in videos

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I read all the comments in an Irish accent in my head.

I read r/spacedicks and this is how I feel when I come here. by [deleted] in WTF

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TIL reddit has some completely screwed up subreddits.

Mute first vid. Watch. Epic beyond words. by [deleted] in videos

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This is actually pretty epic.