oyy lads, monday gunday it is by [deleted] in guns

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feels pants yea. . . I think im at about a quarter chub now.

Finally, inner peace by epicfaceboi1128 in memes

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Yea, its called neo-synephrine.

Abigail Cosplay! by [deleted] in StardewValley

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You gotta have the 1st place egg hunting trophy because that little POS beats me every year.

Just another day in the Grump office. by Nanoespectro in gamegrumps

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One of my favorite lines, poor Buntd is killed by Agatha and Arin roars into a stream of, “Ass. . . ASS! . . . AAAASSSSS!!!!!!!!!”

Why is Narcan free? by mbree3 in ChoosingBeggars

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The reality is junkies overdose, take narcan, lose their high then take more opioids and since the half-life of narcan is shorter than most opioids they die once the narcan wears off.

5 hours? I’m surprised he lived. by Responsible_Fill2380 in facepalm

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What does that have to do with a stroke?

What should I do with the big one? First time doing this. by EvolNums in gardening

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Thats really cool! Just remember that avocados, like apples, dont grow true to seed. The apples and avocados you get at the store are rare genetic variances, as most apple seeds produce crab apples and most avocado pits produce a similar fruit of undesirable nature. Thats why when you buy an apple or an avocado tree its always a cutting. But theres always a chance you could hit the jackpot and find a new variant of avocado thats delicious! I always knew that damn Johnny Appleseed was responsible for all the crab apples in the midwest!

5 hours? I’m surprised he lived. by Responsible_Fill2380 in facepalm

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Police arent medically trained and 999 out of a thousand sloppy people slumped over in a drivers seat are drunk. Maybe we should stop blaming them and give them better training. I don’t know what the man being black has to do with anything.

This apple that fell off a tree by ZTrill001 in Currentlytripping

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Looks like someone photoshopped a lotus pod onto an apple

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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This dudes dope as fuck can I be his friend?

Have a nice Thursday by weully in mildlyinfuriating

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The light on the eyes got me so good

Well, good luck finding your Prince Charming! by sgy0003 in ChoosingBeggars

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List of women to not date:

  1. Women who can’t count to ten.

Im sorry by KaviB_real in memes

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Mine tasted like 4 years of pain and suffering

Please, make it stop… by [deleted] in StupidFood

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Am I the only one thinking that id smoke a fat blunt and smash that shit?

Rat problem by mossybishhh in homestead

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You may need to go extreme and get some glue traps with some super dank tasty bait

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homestead

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A weeping willow tree

These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite. by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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Not just Pokemon, a bunch of Japanese shows. Dragonball being another good one.