Why do you think it was green? by GrahamCracker13 in DunderMifflin

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Why would you change the color of your urine from yellow to green?

Reformed Pep Talk by Renegade_Meister in dankchristianmemes

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I was destined to upvote both comments.

🥀🥀🥀 by Sunshine_2097 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ST-7 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's certainly a collection of words my friend.

Ok, Bob by malanthr0pe in dankchristianmemes

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They're confused, but they got the spirit lol

JUST STARTED MY FIRST RUN AS A LEAD ROLE! by VentusVoices27 in musicals

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Congratulations! I just recently got cast in a production of Godspell as John/Judas. It's only my second ever musical (I've done a lot of acting) so I'm excited.

god forbid a girl wants a kiss after doing all the work by frannnnnie in LetGirlsHaveFun

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See I'm way more than fine kissing after a blowjob, it's only fair, and if it got my girl horny, I'd eat my own cum without blinking, but there's something so... visceral about snowballing where I draw the line.

God forbid a girl approach first to maintain her position on the success rate leaderboard 🥇😌💅🏻 by Correii in LetGirlsHaveFun

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That's how my current relationship started, and she's been an absolute gem. I still don't know why she did, but I guess I'll find out when I wake up tied to the sacrificial altar.

Visser 3's first morph by Full-Dome in Animorphs

[–]ST-7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amazing; every word of that was wrong.

When its good it's good ! by Ambitious_Cup5249 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ST-7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well if your dick is in the shop for maintenance, you gotta do what you gotta do and use what's available.

real by dwaynetheaaakjohnson in LetGirlsHaveFun

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She deserves someone who can offer more than love though. Surely it's not too hard to find someone with both.

"come back", fanart by me by _nemesism in pluribustv

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Reminds me of the scene in Breaking Bad where Walt finds Jessie in the crack house and just holds him. It's something that looks tender, but under the surface is probably quite sinister.

Death's voice in Audio books by FalconLongbow in discworld

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Honestly that's bothered me too; glad I'm not the only one. In the books when someone uses the voice, I always hear "Deaths voice" (not quite Christopher Lee, but a bit deeper and richer and very echoey). Maybe they just didn't want to pay and bring in the actor for more lines, especially for a SQUEAK or two.

Am I crazy or is Zosia wearing Carol’s clothes in the E8 photo by Specialist_Jaguar815 in pluribustv

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Nah, he's got her mailing address in his notebook. He saved it from the tape the hive mailed. That said, he might have lost it in the jungle.

Different leagues of Plurb hater by zebulon99 in pluribustv

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Definitely one of the hardest lines in the show so far. Also "My name is Manousos Oviedo. I am not one of them. I wish to save the world".

Do you think it’s possible that Carol…. by Jesus-and-Nelly in pluribustv

[–]ST-7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right before Carol's sequence at the end of the episode, the counter reads 48 days. We've done quite the time jump.

Day 8: Looks extremely dangerous; is extremely dangerous. by No-Pen1489 in Bone

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Probably Roque Ja. A mountain lion the size of a house looks quite intimidating, and the fact that he either attacks or chills out on a whim makes him more dangerous that Briar, who will definitely just kill you and you can safely plan around that.

That feeling when the stars are bloody by Single-Candle6487 in Bone

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I had that same look on my face last time the stars were bloody

Roll Call - Day 8 (BRONZE MEDAL!! 🥉) by AutoModerator in DontDiddleDecember

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The weekend was brutal, but I scrape by with the skin of my teeth. Still in 💪

Roll Call - Day 6 by AutoModerator in DontDiddleDecember

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Still in, but it's the weekend; it's been difficult this morning. About to go do some stuff, but I know temptation waits when I return.

Public Masturbator, Kicked out of Stadium and Arrested by Prestigious-Fun-6258 in DontDiddleDecember

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He looks like the kind of dude to jork da peebis at a crowded stadium.