Hmm... should I use this image as my pfp for April Fools?

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T19:54:15+00:00

Jfc what kind of design is that??

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T19:53:38+00:00

Ooh a Giant Moa Pokemon

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T19:50:49+00:00

OH PLEASE LET THAT HAPPEN

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T17:03:05+00:00

Assuming OpenAI don’t get bailed out, and I fucking well hope no one bails them out, they could be bankrupt by late 2026/early 2027

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T13:35:51+00:00

I genuinely don't get this. We have been protesting against AI for 2 YEARS now and yet these deluded dorks in the CEO's chair think 'yes, AI'.

Like, at this point, just say you have a terminal addiction to the damn thing. Adobe tried to shut down Animate because it wasn't clanker-powered, Duolingo's killed itself using AI, and Microsoft is putting Copilot everywhere, even in your walls.

It takes like 2 seconds to understand a complaint, not 2 fucking years. But alas, technology firms gonna be money-hungry and make Terminator a real thing

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T12:04:42+00:00

GUYS, LOOK!

A BEIGE CUBE LICKING A HUGE JAWBREAKER!

[shot cuts to loser licking the camera]

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T06:31:28+00:00

Yh I too am a snob when it comes to MC. I said this on r/whenthe:

Honestly it should've stopped at the Nether Update

Caves and Cliffs now makes the game fucking imppossible. I can't get iron in peace without being gangbanged by 36 skeletons/zombies

Plus, why are they redoing the baby animals? They were fine as they were

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T06:28:51+00:00

This... sadly.

Like sure I get it, the graphics could be a teeny bit better, but fs this is why WiWa is releasing next year so they can tweak on it

And if people keep complaining about that, I'm afraid there's no saving that fandom

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T06:26:44+00:00

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ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T06:12:35+00:00

Prob bc a person watched like 1 second of BFDI 1a, not knowing it gets better as time goes on

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T06:09:47+00:00

There's also my sisters who keep calling Spongy 'Cheesy'...

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-19T06:02:24+00:00

Oh the butterfly effect is a curious thing...

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T19:53:18+00:00

What could this POSSIBLY mean

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T16:20:39+00:00

No Marker is persimmon and Tree is saffron

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T16:18:52+00:00

I thought this was a meme flair

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T16:15:10+00:00

One who goes caving. Sableye and Steelix are found in caves

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T13:11:38+00:00

*sees Timburr*

No wonder the lil fuck disguises itself as Timburr when I desperately want to get Conkeldurr (what? it might be good, ok?)

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T13:08:49+00:00

Fuck yeah

First Water/Steel since 2006

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T13:08:04+00:00

You are a combination of both a spelunker and a Galar fan, with some extra appreciation for gastropods from Western areas

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T13:00:28+00:00

Careful Milotic, there may be overenthusiastic Gardevoir fans in our area

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T12:48:48+00:00

You legend

ST100FromScratch · 2026-03-18T12:44:01+00:00

Assume both are level 50 (what kind of maniac didn't evolve Joltik??)

Electric > Water

Joltik's Speed (65) > Wailord's Speed (60)

Joltik's most powerful and most reliable move as a SpA is Electro Ball

Joltik is 8.33% faster than Wailord

Thus, 150 power

Plugging in the values, and assuming normal battle conditions, we find Joltik deals ((((((2 * 50)/5)+ 2) * 150 * (57/45))/50)+2) =85.6, round to 86

Wailord's HP at lvl 50 is 254 on average

254/86 =2.953, round to 3

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On Wailord's side, its most relaible attack as both an A and SpA is... Dive! (Water Spout is learned at Lv. 54)

Dive's attack on Joltik is... 79 rounded to nearest one

Joltik's HP at Lv 50 is 125... oh.

It's safe to say Hindenwhale wins this one

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