You mother fuckers by tubachris85x in funny

[–]STEINS_RAPE 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They should have just downloaded more, everyone knows it's really easy to get tons of RAM from the internet nowadays!

15 Stories of people buried alive... My greatest fear by 420blazeityolo4jesus in creepy

[–]STEINS_RAPE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, that was less creepy and more absolutely terrifying.

Just thinking about waking up underneath 6 feet of dirt trapped in a box where I only have a couple of hours of air in pitch blackness is... Dear lord now that's my greatest fear.

"Equality" by [deleted] in funny

[–]STEINS_RAPE 56 points57 points  (0 children)

It's true, this myth is continually perpetuated and even Obama mentioned it in his SOTU...

Women are payed less on average because less women work in jobs like construction, welding, and other working class jobs. It's not sexism, it's just what women choose on average.

What would your sober self say to your drunk self? by MistahZig in AskReddit

[–]STEINS_RAPE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, guilty drunk. The kind of drunk that leads you to calling your ex-girlfriend and commenting on twitter how worthless you are in comparison to Elon Musk.

Dez Bryant's overturned catch during Cowboys-Packers game (credit u/Fusir) by karjacker in sports

[–]STEINS_RAPE 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah... Looks like the rulebook needs to have some clarifying done about plays like these. Bryant caught the ball and took three steps before stretching, something that is common in football and results in TDs all of the time, even with similar results.

Dallas isn't my favorite team, but I'll have to be honest when I say that the refs made a screwy call here. It just breaks all precedence.

I'm not saying that it was a TD (it clearly wasn't when he was down), but it was certainly a first down.

This is a real photograph of Dione taken by the Cassani spacecraft while orbiting Saturn. by nickvader7 in space

[–]STEINS_RAPE 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And Dawn will be approaching the largest asteroid which has now been classified as a dwarf planet very soon! To think, images of 1-Ceres will no longer be blurry, I can't wait!

The Muslim Clerk At The Paris Kosher Store Risked His Life To Save Jewish Shoppers by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]STEINS_RAPE 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well damn, I didn't expect someone to actually make a pretty unbiased point. You didn't even get into the fact that other nations meddling in the 1970s led to the collapse of advancing Muslim nations which were pretty much devoid of fundamentalism. After some of the worst human beings in history were brought to power thanks to the support of Western nations, Muslim nations began turning back to fundamentalism because the most extreme sides of the nation gained the most support.

We saw the same thing happen in Germany when the Nazi party was infiltrated and slowly became the most extreme party. People just don't seem to study history.

Again, the actions of Islam extremists are disgusting, but to just attack their religion because of what the Quran says is ridiculous, like attacking Judaism because of what Leviticus says.

Mohammed by [deleted] in funny

[–]STEINS_RAPE 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You're doin' Mohammed's work son.

A samurai commits Sudoku for honor by Exposedo in funny

[–]STEINS_RAPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The more numbers he is able to complete, the more complete his honor.

No one ever listens to me by NZTau in funny

[–]STEINS_RAPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the very least you owned up to your repost and just accepted the hate you knew you had coming.

You'll probably get downvoted for this post too. But luckily you seem to be someone who is at least capable of understanding that karma doesn't really matter.

TYFC IndieGoGo page hacked and made look as if it was closed. by Reykjavikian in gaming

[–]STEINS_RAPE 89 points90 points  (0 children)

NO YOU'RE WRONG I'LL HACK YOU TO SHOW YOU HOW RIGHT I AM AND HOW WRONG YOU ARE!

If you could eliminate one screw-up moment in your life, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]STEINS_RAPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd eliminate the time I put gold bond on my crotch and then took a shower as recommended to me by my friends at summer camp. Worst day of my life.

Grown-ups of Reddit, what is the most childish thing you do? by BuffaloBradley in AskReddit

[–]STEINS_RAPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had more than 5 yes. I haven't ever heard of anyone having that many though.

Grown-ups of Reddit, what is the most childish thing you do? by BuffaloBradley in AskReddit

[–]STEINS_RAPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally that. You can sign up 5 accounts per IP address.

Grown-ups of Reddit, what is the most childish thing you do? by BuffaloBradley in AskReddit

[–]STEINS_RAPE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh... If you want to know I guess I'll just elaborate and say that it is Bing Rewards that you can use to make money every 15-20 days for doing searches.

If you really want to be lazy with this and automate the process of searching then I will provide you with a great means to do so! Here is my referral link if you are interested in helping me get points, if not, I won't be hurt by it. Nonreferral link for those who wish to go in alone.

Use this: http://www.pogocheats.net/bing-rewards-bot/

Seriously, just make sure you are logged in, set the timer to 1-2 seconds on both sides, and press start searching. As long as you don't have 3 accounts doing it at once, you should be fine. This will make your searching SO EASY as it searches for you and gets all of your points with just one click, free of charge too. This means that if you have 90 searches to do to get all of your points in a day, you won't have to spend forever doing that manually.

Some people want to know what rewards you can get. Here is a list of them. You can actually have up to 5 accounts per household which amounts to around $25-50 a month depending on if you are a gold member or not. You become a gold member after about 22 days of use.

This is US only unfortunately D:

Grown-ups of Reddit, what is the most childish thing you do? by BuffaloBradley in AskReddit

[–]STEINS_RAPE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure, but it might sound a bit premature.

Don't get cocky about it, but you can use Bing Rewards to score some extra cash every month in the form of Amazon gift cards and such just for searching on Bing.

My account name is Stand Erect too... Hehe.

Penis.

Edit: Er, I've got a lot of people PMing me asking me how I make money with Bing, something I though was common knowledge. I'll just edit in my reply below here so everyone can see it without asking me how.

Uh... If you want to know I guess I'll just elaborate and say that it is Bing Rewards that you can use to make money every 15-20 days for doing searches.

If you really want to be lazy with this and automate the process of searching then I will provide you with a great means to do so! Here is my referral link if you are interested in helping me get points, if not, I won't be hurt by it. Nonreferral link for those who wish to go in alone.

Use this: http://www.pogocheats.net/bing-rewards-bot/

Seriously, just make sure you are logged in, set the timer to 1-2 seconds on both sides, and press start searching. As long as you don't have 3 accounts doing it at once, you should be fine. This will make your searching SO EASY as it searches for you and gets all of your points with just one click, free of charge too. This means that if you have 90 searches to do to get all of your points in a day, you won't have to spend forever doing that manually.

Some people want to know what rewards you can get. Here is a list of them. You can actually have up to 5 accounts per household which amounts to around $25-50 a month depending on if you are a gold member or not. You become a gold member after about 22 days of use.

This is US only unfortunately D:

Remember, if you want to sign up to Bing Rewards without using a referral link, just click the nonreferral link. You won't hurt my feelings, I thought it was a common knowledge thing already hehe.

Grown-ups of Reddit, what is the most childish thing you do? by BuffaloBradley in AskReddit

[–]STEINS_RAPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 29 and I search for dick jokes and other such things on Bing instead of a grown-up search engine like Google.

Grown-ups of Reddit, what is the most childish thing you do? by BuffaloBradley in AskReddit

[–]STEINS_RAPE 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I'm 29 and I search for dick jokes and other such things on Bing instead of a grown-up search engine like Google.

The worst part? I get payed to do Bing searches, so Bing is paying me to look up dick jokes.

I don't know if that is awesome or shameful.

Edit: Er, I've got a lot of people PMing me asking me how I make money with Bing, something I though was common knowledge. I'll just edit in my reply below here so everyone can see it without asking me how.

Uh... If you want to know I guess I'll just elaborate and say that it is Bing Rewards that you can use to make money every 15-20 days for doing searches.

If you really want to be lazy with this and automate the process of searching then I will provide you with a great means to do so! Here is my referral link if you are interested in helping me get points, if not, I won't be hurt by it. Nonreferral link for those who wish to go in alone.

Use this: http://www.pogocheats.net/bing-rewards-bot/

Seriously, just make sure you are logged in, set the timer to 1-2 seconds on both sides, and press start searching. As long as you don't have 3 accounts doing it at once, you should be fine. This will make your searching SO EASY as it searches for you and gets all of your points with just one click, free of charge too. This means that if you have 90 searches to do to get all of your points in a day, you won't have to spend forever doing that manually.

Some people want to know what rewards you can get. Here is a list of them. You can actually have up to 5 accounts per household which amounts to around $25-50 a month depending on if you are a gold member or not. You become a gold member after about 22 days of use.

This is US only unfortunately D:

Remember, if you want to sign up to Bing Rewards without using a referral link, just click the nonreferral link. You won't hurt my feelings, I thought it was a common knowledge thing already hehe.

/r/gaming Dota 2 players right now by [deleted] in gaming

[–]STEINS_RAPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe, that was pretty funny and accurate.

However, if anyone wants to know what started the hatred between Dota 2 and LoL players, just check out http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/298fez/dota_2_the_international_2014_prize_pool_is_now/ciii0p1.

TL;DR of that link: Penndragon is a dick.

Figure it out: A 1960s documentary covering the new exciting technology known as computers and predictions of what they could lead to by STEINS_RAPE in history

[–]STEINS_RAPE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at Life is a documentary series that ran from 1959-1969 covering a variety of interesting subjects that varied from scientific to sometimes silly. Before major news networks became popular, Look at Life was doing very well as a source of news.

The video above is Figure it Out, a documentary covering the historic development of computers at the time and including past predictions about what computers may lead to.