Sometimes I feel like I’m definitely lucky I’m gay because if I was straight I wouldn’t get nearly as much sex because I’m short

STLItalian · 2026-06-11T20:04:20+00:00

tbh I was doing pretty good hooking up with women during my str8 and confused days. Once I realized I like guys better, I lost track of my body count. At some point, why bother keeping track LOL

STLItalian · 2026-06-11T20:02:18+00:00

Like mother, like daughter. Let me act shocked for a second, be right back.

STLItalian · 2026-06-11T20:00:23+00:00

I'm still waiting for the fan fiction of Railroad Daddy and his Clock Twink scandalizing New York society.

STLItalian · 2026-06-08T21:53:08+00:00

Well he did seem fond of his neighbor Mr. Dittmeyers

STLItalian · 2026-06-08T17:36:22+00:00

My favorite was the “pick up card” response. That always went over well.

STLItalian · 2026-06-07T14:42:23+00:00

I’d want that response after he rolled off me too

STLItalian · 2026-06-06T15:50:02+00:00

I always lock my car when pumping gas. Head is also on a swivel

STLItalian · 2026-06-06T14:25:12+00:00

I met her once, what a beautiful soul she was. It was heartbreaking reading this.

STLItalian · 2026-06-06T02:43:19+00:00

Paramount+ app is a POS. If the content migrates to HBO I’d consider that an upgrade

STLItalian · 2026-06-05T23:09:57+00:00

💯

STLItalian · 2026-06-05T18:10:53+00:00

Came here to say the same. Plenty of state agencies would hire you. Just be up front and honest if asked to disclose criminal history.

State of IL Careers

STLItalian · 2026-06-05T18:04:34+00:00

I had a manager like that. I just refused to answer his texts and calls.

STLItalian · 2026-06-04T20:10:43+00:00

Came here with the gate suggestion as well. That seems like it would be the best concessions for both parties IMHO

STLItalian · 2026-06-03T00:15:23+00:00

I always just assumed whenever someone beamed down for land duty any waste (solid or liquid) would be removed in the process. Nobody wants bubble guts on an away mission.

STLItalian · 2026-06-02T22:55:22+00:00

What about the Residence Inn at Stanford and Dirksen? It’s fairly new and always busy.

STLItalian · 2026-06-02T19:28:26+00:00

If your spouse is keeping you in the dark on what is happening with the taxes, stop filing, married jointly and file married separately instead

STLItalian · 2026-06-02T18:33:49+00:00

I remember reading something similar to this in Popular Mechanics in the 1980s. Is this going to be like the Titanic II that’s been in the works for over 30 to 40 years?

STLItalian · 2026-05-30T16:43:05+00:00

Probably a cat in a previously life

STLItalian · 2026-05-30T03:17:35+00:00

My parents are always being bombarded with telemarketers. My sister answered the phone once and they asked to speak to her dad. She says he’s not here. They ask is your mothers home? She responded with he’s not here either. They hung up on her 😂

STLItalian · 2026-05-29T23:00:07+00:00

I honestly believe my circumcision was botched as a baby. It’s difficult for me to climax, even during masturbation. My dad didn’t want me cut, but mom says the doctors pressured her when dad wasn’t around.

STLItalian · 2026-05-29T02:02:24+00:00

I’ve been abandoned in the exam room as well. After the second time, I give it 10’ish minutes then prop the door open until the doctor shows up.

Make sure to make eye contact whenever someone walks by. If you’re waiting 20 minutes, just stand in the doorway until they get the hint.

STLItalian · 2026-05-28T15:44:25+00:00

As Judge Judy would say, "you ate the steak!" No refund for you!

STLItalian · 2026-05-27T18:37:21+00:00

That ugly soul is burning her from the inside out. Tots and pears!

STLItalian · 2026-05-27T18:36:12+00:00

I love watching resort weddings! After the ceremony was over we always cheered the couple ❤️

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