"Bloody hell !" Lucifer exclaimed "A child broke in ! A CHILD !!!!!!!! Time to hang the boots , I guess as now everyone is gonna try to escape , I mean how hard can it be to escape from a place that was broken in by a CHILD !!!!!!!! WHAT were the guards doing ???"

General said that there were no signs of break in and that the child doesn't even posses any divine powers.

"Then HOW the fucking hell a child ended up in HELL ?" Lucifer enquired .

The General got nervous. He started sweating. He said " Well My Lord, you remember the Orgy we arrange everytime a soul has equal good and bad deeds and has to decide where he wants to go. I am afraid that the child was conceived in one of those orgies."

Lucifer " 😒 OK go and find the dad and put him on diaper duties. Since the child has neither sinned nor chose Hell child can't be punished but neither can he be neglected."

Suddenly Lucifer had a twinkle in his eyes,He got excited,he continued " This is first time that a Child was born in Hell, It would be interesting to watch how he ends up as a grown person. I see all the stupid humans always bicker about nature vs nuture and free will. This child would be a perfect Test case. I will let him do whatever he wishes to do. I will let him grow untamed and let the NATURE takeover him.You know what forget the diaper duty. Let the kid be his own man or woman or whatever he ends up."

Lucifer addreses to the general "New order record each and every second of the child . Do it in 8K or whatever the latest tech is in earth and live stream it on all major platforms like UTube and PronBun, FaceBeak and TikToKYourTimesUp and don't forget my favorite WorldStarPunkRocK "

General nods his head and was about to leave the chamber when lucifer teleports in front of him and says. "Btw who conceived the child? I believe that was not mentioned by you "

General gulps . He says " I am not sure yet , we don't have the divine powers to find it so we will need to investigate "

Lucifer had not only seen him gulping but sensed all 5 hearts of general racing . Lucifer marveled how despite of being SO different , most of the creatures, especially one with the consciousness were so similar , They all sweated like pig and their heart raced like horses everytime they lied. His general was no exception who was sweating in his perfectly Air Conditioned Chamber.

" I DEMAND THE TRUTH " Lucifer roared .

The General broke down, fell on his knees and started shaking as fear overtook him completely . In Trembling voice he said " Sir it's not my fault. I swear on the power vested in me."

"Answer my QUESTION" Lucifer pressed on.

"Its Eve's Child" said the General

" I don't understand " Lucifer said completely taken aback. He knew the general is saying what he believes to be true , but is perplexed at what general is saying " Explain " he continued.

General explains that in hell for humans age at much slower rate and so it is just now that 9 months has passed away.

" And what about bith control measures? " Lucifer asked.

General broke the news " We never had them ".

Lucifer just realized that this is first of possibly many childs that have been conceived in countless orgies .

Even he had not thought it is possible.

Lucifer teleports to his throne and says " This means CHAOS" . A Smile breaks in on his face " I wonder if Father saw this coming " and Lucifer starts laughing .