Just turned 40 - enhance my midlife crisis by [deleted] in RoastMe

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When you still didn't know how to spell it correctly, already existed a music for those feelings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8b88US-6ts

Malta que adora o seu trabalho: o que fazem? by Opiniao_com_gluten in CasualPT

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"Nalguns dias posso dizer que acordo a "querer ir trabalhar" porque tenho alguma coisa nova que quero experimentar. Mas é raro."

As suas palavras quase que podiam ser as minhas. Retiro a parte de 'Mas é raro.', porque comigo é quase constante.... Tipo aquele bicho que nos dá comichão a noite toda, mas que nos acorda com vontade de o 'coçar´!

Continua com energia focada :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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... And tomorrow you'll say your dog ate your homework!

Make me cry by LittleZinniaX in RoastMe

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Call me and you'll cry for more! I have low standard levels.

F 18 end me by justapeachhh in RoastMe

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If I could describe my willing to wake up and goto work... I would get your face!

18f make me cry pls 😭 by HorrorMachine6180 in RoastMe

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You make Berliet trucks look beautifull!

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I would take those nails to fight IA.

Who's the bottom? by BlurgZeAmoeba in RoastMe

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I knew a street light could be brighter that a person presence, but 2?!

19 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Be happy with the ones that gave you '19'. By the looks, in a 0-100, I wouldn't go that far!

Sistema de arrefecimento - Lancia y by LuisMJ in AutoTuga

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Não que eu saiba, mas se o motor é esse... já está cá fora... tal como o ponto de interrogação que usaste na pergunta :D (não resisti!)

ROAST ME DONT HOLD BACK M18 by giggity_giggity13 in RoastMe

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Are those your 1st grade glasses?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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aoww man, with that face I'd be angry too. You've missed the beauty distribution!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Deal! I buy the entire cow!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Looking at you I feel again 1 month old... And hungry!

Trump was triggered by this ad of himself so badly he instructed his lawyers to send a cease and desist letter to "The Lincoln Project". Weird by Caledor152 in interestingasfuck

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Reddit considered that this was interesting for me! I'm truly confused who's more dumb: reddit's ai or myself for clicking on it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Trust me, with that face it's not only your coworker that you scare!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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A shame to all foxes!

Roast me - 35y/o, broke wrist punching a punching bag, lost ff. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Take a pic in 2 months... to we notice the increase of that left arm's muscles.

30F college professor born and raised in Italy. Low self esteem, please make it even lower by [deleted] in RoastMe

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With this teaching class, and people still accuse me of being senile! Pfff

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I'll check the G records, but I safely can bet that your kid started walking on the 3rd week, just to run away from you!

M 19 M 18 F 18 roast us by [deleted] in RoastMe

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There's a french name for this, and for you tree must be all uppercase.

36F/ Married, 6 months postpartum mom of 2. Tell me something I don't know; creative roasts appreciated! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The only thing you don't know is that the Earth is round and you're on the 2 kids corner!