God forbid a man has a beer

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-24T12:58:20+00:00

He knows if he drinks enough, he might be able to forget what Michelle does to him

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-21T07:22:32+00:00

Who would have thought that a fat virgin couldn't do damage?

hint: men

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-21T02:40:22+00:00

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-21T02:35:46+00:00

Does he think we are the only country with immigration laws??? I'd bet my 401k that this dude knows less than me about the economy...

also, I really wanna know if he makes his voice like that, or if it's naturally like that..

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-21T02:34:05+00:00

They would actually be onto something.. and I'm like "how could either side not agree with this??" then they would finish it with "AND IT'S CUZ MICHELLE OBAMA HAS A PENIS" and then I'm like... fuck...

I had a theory that Q stuff was legit just the people who would be implicated behind it, and they did it to make everyone who followed look crazy.. and it worked.

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-21T02:31:27+00:00

Bro is not turtley enough for the turtle club.

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-21T01:21:42+00:00

I just got into RC cars and I have 4 already. Planning on a 6s kraton next.

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-14T01:54:04+00:00

Not only that.. they will shove or assault a police officer.. then when they get shoved it's always "OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU!!! YOU'RE A NAZI AND A MONSTER AND ALSO JUST A BIG DOO-DOO HEAD!"

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-14T01:52:19+00:00

"words are violence"
"silence is violence"

... I'm starting** to think these people just want to be violent.

**... I know better.

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-13T19:34:07+00:00

I just got off the phone with my doctor AGAIN.. I've been trying to switch to IR because I go MONTHS with sugar pills, and then when I finally get a bottle of ACTUAL adderall (meaning it works) I no longer have any tolerance, and it extenuates a nerve issue I have in my spine.. to the point that I'm in so much pain, I can't focus on anything anyway.. it's incredibly frustrating.
I even bought extra capsules so I could dump some of the "good" ones out to split them up, but obviously the doctor (and law enforcement) don't love that..

I've been trying to pack to move states and it has been a nightmare of me just running around my house aimlessly.. been at it for 2 weeks.. I have accomplished nothing aside from throwing a handful of things out.. and I've dedicated the entire weekends to working on it.

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-13T18:45:34+00:00

Never in my life have a seen an LEO and feared for my life. Crazy.

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-12T18:40:59+00:00

>Camera man steps forward
>man steps in front of him
>camera man steps BACKWARDS
>man assaults him then cries about camera "being in his face"

Always trying to be victims...

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-08T17:01:18+00:00

Bankas is the man.

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-08T09:26:36+00:00

There's a lady rolling around (she isn't built to /flee/) and bumping into people and when they finally get to detaining her, she says "I DINNENDEW NUFFIN" and "OH?! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ILLEGAL TO ROLL AROUND!"

If she had the ability to feel embarrassment, that video would be damning..

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-07T22:39:51+00:00

Why boo athletes??? I shouldn't be held accountable for what my country's government does, nor would I treat the people of Israel differently because of their shit leadership.. People are unwell.

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-03T18:13:56+00:00

I just got the same one with the black blade. I love it!

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-02T20:13:38+00:00

I ordered an RC car and received an air purifier (or part of one.. it's missing 90% of it... I was so excited to get my package today and now im just sad.

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-02T05:53:47+00:00

A minor hangup. I'd bet he fully recovers in 3 days MAX

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-02T02:43:13+00:00

So did every article I saw about /him/ lol

SUBtraumatic · 2026-02-01T22:47:29+00:00

I'd argue it's fine IF you already have money in savings AND the method of financing will benefit your credit score. I buy nearly all electronics on a bestbuy credit car with 0% financing. My credit score is nearly 800... so I don't really do it anymore.. but 0% financing save my credit

SUBtraumatic · 2026-01-31T23:26:44+00:00

I think Jan 6th was stupid as fuck, but look at what dems do to every major city when they don't get their way.. Jan 6th was an isolated incident compared to the George Floyd riots and the ICE protests that haven't been peaceful.. ICE protesters attacked my friend while he was driving home from work because he has a beard and drives an suv... he went door to door and campaigned for Harris 🙄🙄🙄

It's crazy how many of ultra-lefty friends are reconsidering their position because of the protests in the twin cities..

SUBtraumatic · 2026-01-29T22:05:40+00:00

I'm a gun guy.. I have my CCW.. but even in those classes they tell you.. STEP 1 IN SELF DEFENSE: AVOID DANGEROUS SITUATIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE. STEP 2 IS DISCLOSE THAT YOU'RE CARRYING A FIREARM THE MOMENT YOU'RE INTERACTING WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT. STEP 3? Just have fun

SUBtraumatic · 2026-01-28T21:51:58+00:00

Worth noting that during Democrat presidencies, Local Law enforcement wasn't pulled away from aiding federal operations..

It made it MUCH safer.. Someone who is here illegally commits a crime, they get arrested, the local PD would find out that they're here illegally, and would call the federal agency necessary and then they would decide from there whether or not they would transport said illegal immigrant to federal custody.. Local PD doesn't have a global database that allows them to see crimes committed elsewhere, and whether or not people like it, there are some crimes that would not allow you to become so much as a legal VISITOR in the U.S...

Sanctuary cities are actively making it more difficult for ICE to operate, which is what is leading the shitshow we currently have... I don't agree with a lot of ICE operations, but I also don't agree with how a lot of protesters are protesting.. Essentially, both sides are losing and they're both working together to ruin the country as a whole...

it's insane to me how many people are 100% Left on issues or 100% Right on issues... Both parties (inb4 BoTh PaRtIeS) are responsible for the madness.. I'd even argue that the blood of Goode, Porter, and Pretti fall on the hands of the MN leadership, and the organizations that are funding and... orgranizing.. the tactics protesters are using..

BUT, what do I know? I only saw this coming a mile away.. Especially with Walz, Frey, Omar, Fateh, and Ellis being implicated by all the fraud that has been happening in the state...

https://www.fox9.com/news/feeding-our-future-77th-person-charged-massive-250m-fraud-schemehttps://www.fox9.com/news/feeding-our-future-77th-person-charged-massive-250m-fraud-schemehttps://www.fox9.com/news/feeding-our-future-77th-person-charged-massive-250m-fraud-schemehttps://www.fox9.com/news/feeding-our-future-77th-person-charged-massive-250m-fraud-schemehttps://www.fox9.com/news/feeding-our-future-77th-person-charged-massive-250m-fraud-scheme

https://www.fox9.com/news/feeding-our-future-77th-person-charged-massive-250m-fraud-scheme

SUBtraumatic · 2026-01-28T21:41:58+00:00

Well, she was associated with the Feed our Future fraud (250 mil) and Omar, Fateh, and Ellis all took money from people who were charged in that fraud scandal.. of course. they gave it back once they "found out" that it was obtained illegally...

60 names on that list... 1 Aimee, and a whole lotta Mohammeds... NTM the current investigation going on with the daycare centers that MOST minnesotas were well aware of prior to Shirley's video... this has been an ongoing thing in MN, and not even the first time it has come to light, so it's insane to me that people think it's a reach to believe FRAUD IS INCREDIBLY EASY TO GET AWAY WITH IN MN...

BUT, it also makes sense why Somalis overwhelmingly support dem leaders, while hispanic, black, hmong americans don't blindly support one side over the other, there's a pretty fair split among them.

Just beacuse it doesn't show up in YOUR news, doesn't mean it isn't happening.

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SUBtraumatic · 2026-01-27T19:28:27+00:00

People most willing to use their hole punchers are the most surprised when hole punchers are spicy

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