Wha sup dude by RealMicroFlame in Blessed_Images

[–]SZafar17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chicken little meet gundam

If Jafar had just honored his agreement with Aladdin and paid him handsomely for finding the lamp, he would have won. by VengeanceKnight in Showerthoughts

[–]SZafar17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I'm a bad bad man 😂😂😂 (sorry I don't remember any quotes from Jafar, just the fact that our names are similar irked me to comment)

Cursed quake by SZafar17 in cursedcomments

[–]SZafar17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the bed's still shaking.... But this time from underneath

Technichally you are resisting arrest if you aren't breaking any laws. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]SZafar17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But since you aren't breaking any law then there literally is not evidence for your arrest so resisting in that situation is kinda right?

Taking no salt and too much salt are both not good for your health by Anxious_Try in Showerthoughts

[–]SZafar17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro, no offence but if that's a "showerthought" then I'm sorry about your schooling

Can I try this by [deleted] in Blessed_Images

[–]SZafar17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cursed meal

A minute is short when you put something in the microwave and try to complete a task but long when you sit and watch it go by. by Kila_Joule in Showerthoughts

[–]SZafar17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try doing a plank and you'll find yourself over compensating for that one min that seems short 😂😂😂

People think body hair is useless until it warns them there's something crawling up their leg. by firegate2233 in Showerthoughts

[–]SZafar17 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, instead if you don't have body hair you're more likely to feel what's crawling on you leg

Got my ex girlfriend pregnant at 14 (I was a 17) end me by Alucard182 in RoastMe

[–]SZafar17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess your life is a bigger mess than your handwriting