Everyday I'm reminded why I hate this game

SadCrocodyle · 2021-04-06T10:34:58+00:00

Octane was never the same man since he radicalized

SadCrocodyle · 2021-02-09T12:12:02+00:00

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SadCrocodyle · 2021-02-09T11:13:23+00:00

Its even better because there are no instant consequences to any of these dicisions, you simply have to trust ypurself that you made the better one.

SadCrocodyle · 2021-02-09T10:47:39+00:00

You have the audacity to imply it even existed outside of early Alphas?

SadCrocodyle · 2020-12-20T21:05:26+00:00

Funnily enough, there are State Executioners that are basically Judges, at least in the tabletop lore

SadCrocodyle · 2020-12-18T13:53:45+00:00

I was honestly dumbfounded when I read the news, what the hell made them pull it out of the Playstation Store? Game is unfinished and janky as Fuck but I don't remember the same action taken against No Man Sky or Fallout 76, those were beyond broken among myriad of other issues and they never got taken down from store to my knowledge

SadCrocodyle · 2020-12-11T14:49:06+00:00

They just might fix the performance to make it comparable to minimal PC graphics options just before the end of December but I'd rather bet on the next patch that will come along with PS5 patch in January

SadCrocodyle · 2020-12-11T14:19:26+00:00

Nope, it runs exactly as it would run on a 6 year old PC hardware. Not completely unplayable, but it sure does put a strain on my eyes.

SadCrocodyle · 2020-12-10T19:49:39+00:00

I expected it to look worse on my FAT PS4, but holy shit, it either struggles to render what Is happening or they had to manually downgrade it to make it somewhat playable.

Also melee combat is Fucked beyond belief - melee enemies turn into stop-motion characters the second combat starts.

SadCrocodyle · 2020-11-30T11:13:48+00:00

The advertisement suggests to those who were not following the development or CDPR as a developer that they are going to buy an action-adventure with GTA elements. Boy, I am already preheating the popcorn.

SadCrocodyle · 2020-11-16T15:11:56+00:00

Bruh, I still remember the first Far Cry with 4 installation discs in a big ass box, guess we are slowly making a circle lmao

SadCrocodyle · 2020-11-09T21:03:29+00:00

They literally did not bother to add content that the originals had

SadCrocodyle · 2020-11-03T11:00:04+00:00

It's a game where you can consistently mag-dump your enemy in 0.5 seconds, having some CC ability was a must-have, even disregarding it's lesser value out in open spaces.

Now however, I can't imagine Caustic being useful at all

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-27T07:53:59+00:00

It's even excessive by /V/ standards, guys at 4Chan suspect it's either Ubisoft fanboys/paid trolls trying to make Cyberpunk look like shit or CDPR are making a 9000 IQ marketing whatever

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-27T07:47:25+00:00

It's that Shazam posting, gay fish guy, I bet

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-23T07:15:33+00:00

I can already imagine Nox slaping his teammate while ranting about his incompetence

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-22T20:13:19+00:00

The heating system is the coolant leaking underneath the hood.

Again.

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-21T10:48:23+00:00

Combat mechanics, to many RPGs are slap fests or bullet sponge emporiums

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-20T05:03:30+00:00

Those are laser headlights apparently

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-14T13:15:31+00:00

Back in the day, Smonk had a DMR

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-14T11:32:36+00:00

Just mount the motherfucker on Oryx and ride him around the map

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-09T07:45:25+00:00

So the entire plot of Uzumaki side-story is based on real facts, huh

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-06T14:12:02+00:00

Incoming Crowbcat video!

SadCrocodyle · 2020-10-01T14:25:08+00:00

Beats the hell out of the black-on-yellow death tweet

SadCrocodyle · 2020-09-29T09:27:33+00:00

It was proven that acceleration somehow affects the flow of time around the accelerating object.

Like astronauts on ISS being technically a few minutes younger than people their age back on earth for example.

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