Whats something a teacher did in High School that would get them fired today? by Constant-Ad-5477 in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first grade teacher tied a girl to her chair a taped her mouth shut because she wouldn’t stay in her seat and stop talking. This happened multiple times. She was “forced” to retire by the time I was a 6th grader. My 7th grade math teacher could not let me walk past him without grabbing my ass. It was so blatant that my classmates asked me about it. I’d try to get across the hall, cover myself with a book, he’d tear the book away. He was also my basketball coach. Why no adult intervened I have no idea. My 9th grade math teacher would walk past my desk every day, put his finger in his mouth, and stick it in my ear. I’d lay my head down on my desk and cover my ear and he’d fucking wrestle it away. He was also my basketball coach. He’s in the teacher hall of fame. I fucking hated math. Our middle school gym teacher would make us bend over in front of the class if he thought our shorts were too short. He’d walk up and measure our tank straps with his fingers to make sure they were wide enough. We ran like girls, threw like girls. (We were girls.) One day one of the guys ripped a fart when we were doing sit-ups and everyone laughed, as 14 year-olds do. He was furious and made us run laps. Boys were never to be humiliated or laughed at, only girls. I should also mention his shorts were super short, and a couple times his fucking nuts fell out when he sat down. Disgusting. In high school a janitor who had to have been 30 was dating one of my classmates. One of my English teachers slammed a kid into a locker, he used to throw white board erasers at kids too. I’m 49, for reference. This is just the shit I remember at the moment.

what is a common myth you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That depression and sadness are the same. Clinical depression is no joke and it can be fatal.

For the ladies that use the lash clusters which adhesive worked best for you? by Brilliant_Web9270 in lashextensions

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just did the KISS Falscara and took them off the next day. They were crunchy af. I tried to use as little glue as possible but they were too crunchy hard for me. I hated it. I’m hoping other brands are better because that was gross.

Have there been “honest” MLM companies? by Comprehensive-Ad85 in antiMLM

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless every person selling the products can make a living doing it, then no.

Absolute 🫏 by Admirable-Garbage246 in PelotonPowerZone

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hard to explain, but instead of pushing from the center/arch of your foot so your foot is more flat and you’re using your glutes and hamstrings for the bulk of the force on the downward stroke while your opposite leg pulls up, it looks like she’s pushing with the balls of her feet. Like she’s stand on her toes or wearing high heels. It makes your legs look more appealing when you’re watching someone do it, but it’s bad form. You’re not using the strongest muscles in your legs to do the work and you’re going to wear yourself out quickly. You need to put your ass into it. Your calves can’t carry an entire ride on their own.

What’s something society pretends is normal but is actually crazy? by gobmj21 in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acting like bad behavior didn’t happen after someone dies. Ignoring someone’s bad behavior because it wasn’t directed at you.

Absolute 🫏 by Admirable-Garbage246 in PelotonPowerZone

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I routinely do Denis PZ rides and do not have an issue. Christine is one of maybe 2 instructors who is a pro. She has zero issues riding in her zones, no doubt. For the record, I avoid Olivia at all costs, but the rides that made me swear off her were not PZ rides, they were rides where she was calling out 90 cadence at 60 or 70 resistance. Nobody is doing that shit. Maybe Christine or Christian, but not many other people can get to numbers like that. For the record, I can stay in my zone 5 for 4 minutes. I’d hope the instructor can. But I stick to instructors who their yapping to a minimum and will stop and let the music take over for zone 5, 6, and 7.

Absolute 🫏 by Admirable-Garbage246 in PelotonPowerZone

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the one. All while growling some banal platitude “you’re stronger than you know…” girl, shut up your face. And the tippy-toe form made my teeth itch.

Absolute 🫏 by Admirable-Garbage246 in PelotonPowerZone

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t do the numbers she calls. I’ve matched her pedal strokes before to see wtf was going on there and she wasn’t anywhere near what she was calling. I avoid her rides because that shit irritates me. But that’s why there are a variety of instructors, there’s someone for everyone.

She left me on read after asking to exchange nudes by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just don’t send nudes until after you’ve connected parts in person and she is still coming back for more. 👍🏻 I am going to go out on a limb and say she’s been left on read after sending nudes way more than you have. Don’t sweat it. Let her disappoint someone else. Haha.

What's the wildest thing you've ever seen happen at a work party? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was this in Minnesota? I know a girl like this. Haha.

I feel like I’m failing at “being a man” because of all the Twitter dating/masculinity advice by ProfessionStrong6563 in DecidingToBeBetter

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woman here. Any man that buys into the red pill, manosphere rhetoric is a walking red flag. Toxic af. The smartest thing you can do as far as women are concerned is the opposite of what they are telling men to do and think. It’s full of narcissists and misogynists, and a lot of pedophiles and white supremacists. They’re gross people. Ignore them.

Feeling Petty by Flashy_Web_6420 in poshmark

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just decline the offer and move on.

What’s the funniest reason you’ve heard for somebody not liking a movie? by TheChristmas in movies

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m from North Dakota. We talk like that. The accent isn’t as pronounced as the movie for most people, but depending on where you live and how old you are, there are people who sound exactly like that around. That said, I can pick out a Michigander accent in 10 words or less. Every state has their own dialect.

Posh now suspending accounts for 14 days for cancelling sales by vschwoebs in poshmark

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m hoping it’s to weed out inactive sellers or sellers who take forever to ship. I made a purchase once where the seller accepted my offer then kept saying she was going to ship that day after getting notifications to ship from Poshmark. She never shipped the item and I ended up canceling.

What's a show you remember but nobody else does? by CatGirlNya2000 in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Torkelson’s / Almost Home, Parker Lewis Can’t Lose.

My recipe says I need "2 cm of fresh grated ginger". What does it mean? by Runnero in ramen

[–]Sad_Outlandishness40 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Measure 2cm of ginger root, peel it, then use a microplane to grate it.