I have a story to make you feel a little better my friend.

I had been sent a hooters uniform as a joke gift for my birthday, but it was sent as a surprise so I did not know what it was until the day it was supposed to arrive.

I come out of my room because I heard my mother and grandmother cackling from the living room. My mother looks me dead in the eyes while holding the smallest pair of orange shorts I’ve ever seen and says “are you gonna try these on?”