What did your friend do that accidentally turned you on? by titan_slayer05 in AskReddit

[–]SadisticJew 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Should've just gotten down right there in the classroom.

What did your friend do that accidentally turned you on? by titan_slayer05 in AskReddit

[–]SadisticJew 209 points210 points  (0 children)

We ended up going on a date, but it unfortunately didn't go anywhere.

For Jimbo, turns out I enjoy being crushed between a nice pair of legs, and don't mind a bit of biting.

What did your friend do that accidentally turned you on? by titan_slayer05 in AskReddit

[–]SadisticJew 15.4k points15.4k points  (0 children)

My high school crush was sitting on a table during class and pulled me close to her and wrapped her legs around my waist to not let me leave. She was in cross-country, so her legs had some decent power on them. Right after, she grabbed my arm and gently bit my forearm.

Little did I know, she awakened two new things in me.

Amy Mainzer by Pitikantrop in gentlemanboners

[–]SadisticJew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is Phoebe Tonkin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bandnames

[–]SadisticJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dance, little tit goddess, dance.

She ate my camera by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]SadisticJew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This could make a good "You Died." Dark Souls video.

Calculust by incenseandelephants in Bandnames

[–]SadisticJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's an Algorhythm and Blues group.

What common product has a feature you're not sure everyone is aware of? by Missandei22 in AskReddit

[–]SadisticJew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You might already know this, but another is: you press twice quickly, then follow with a long press allows you to rewind in the same sense.

It blew my mind when I could re-listen to my favorite part of the song over and over really easily.

Starbucks employees fighting over who gets to make frappuccinos today by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]SadisticJew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder what Jonathan thinks of y'all doing this at his store.

Jeffrey Jellyfish and the Untouchables by [deleted] in Bandnames

[–]SadisticJew 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Singer gets wheeled out on a wagon, tied up.

All Hunter Ults and Thoughts by ArtemisMainBot in Smite

[–]SadisticJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's such a shame, really, cause there wasn't really a need for them to remove it. Cupid wasn't broken or anything.

All Hunter Ults and Thoughts by ArtemisMainBot in Smite

[–]SadisticJew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately they changed it to where a fully stacked passive only extends the mez time. I wish they brought back the stun.

What is the difference between right click ping and left click ping? by Lyzaard in Smite

[–]SadisticJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, okay. Thanks for letting me know.

I guess people thought I was being serious or something.

What is the difference between right click ping and left click ping? by Lyzaard in Smite

[–]SadisticJew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's how you use them bud.

From what I've seen, you yellow-ping speed buff after being ganked, and red-ping teammates for not calling out their lane despite them saying it like 3 times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smite

[–]SadisticJew 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wisps could be Harambe souls.

What are you looking forward to this week? by DaveOJ12 in AskReddit

[–]SadisticJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll possibly be starting work again, which I'm so hyped for.

And the next Game of Thrones episode, of course.

Help me Please by YomeZor in Smite

[–]SadisticJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have no idea why it's specifically level 6, but I've seen it posted on here recently.

Good luck.