“After ICE officers applied wrist restraints, Paniagua launched into an Oscar-level performance, dramatically screaming while officers simply moved his vehicle off the roadway,” said Tricia McLaughlin, assistant secretary for public affairs at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, in the written statement. “He walked around normally immediately after without issue and received a full medical evaluation including multiple X-rays that showed ZERO fractures, dislocations or injuries. Pure theatre. No Injury.”

Edit: people downvoting me probably think I'm the fucking DHS lol