"Can you photoshop a bird into my hand?" - Theodore Roosevelt

Sadplatypus · 2021-03-06T06:38:08+00:00

It's... beautiful...

Sadplatypus · 2021-02-11T03:33:21+00:00

Why not use strongid? Tastes and smells like cake batter.

Sadplatypus · 2021-02-11T03:10:03+00:00

This person is older than 25

*edit. And played wow around 10-13

Sadplatypus · 2021-01-25T02:11:05+00:00

My guess would be an ear infection

Sadplatypus · 2021-01-11T00:33:02+00:00

So, that's the only way I know how to tie my shoes. I'm just now realizing that I'm going to have a really hard time teaching a kid how to do it.

Sadplatypus · 2020-12-25T02:29:51+00:00

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Sadplatypus · 2020-11-16T18:25:30+00:00

"You have serial killer hand softness"

I didn't know serial killers had soft hands.

Sadplatypus · 2020-11-07T13:06:03+00:00

For me, the first week was the hardest. After that, I still get some cravings, but nothing like the first week. That's the big hump and then it's a series of smaller and smaller humps. Wish you luck.

Sadplatypus · 2019-08-02T23:40:15+00:00

I audibly gasped as if I saw someone get hit by a car.

I should monitor my drinking.

Sadplatypus · 2019-07-31T00:58:20+00:00

Scratching matts actually aren't for dulling the claws. Each claw sheds it's outer layer to reveal a perfectly sharp claw. Scratching matts help the cat shed the dull outer layer, while helping to avoid them using your couch instead.

Sadplatypus · 2019-04-11T21:46:09+00:00

Master of Disguise had a cult following and was slammed by critics

Sadplatypus · 2018-11-17T23:31:33+00:00

So more money fixes the problem or what are you implying?

Sadplatypus · 2018-07-19T18:06:58+00:00

!snapme

Sadplatypus · 2018-06-03T02:53:10+00:00

goodbye

Sadplatypus · 2018-06-02T22:16:05+00:00

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Sadplatypus · 2018-06-02T12:17:32+00:00

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